Naughty teacher alert! (Lacrosse coach edition)

[kybobcat]

Married high school teacher and lacrosse coach, 26, is charged with sexually abusing her 16-year-old female student

• Stephanie Walzl, from Maryland, charged with sexual abuse of a minor and a fourth-degree sex offense
• Walz taught health and physical education at Reservoir High School in Fulton and coached the women's lacrosse team
• She is accused of embarking on inappropriate relationship with a female student last December when the girl was just 16 years old
• Police analyzed nearly 69,000 texts exchanged between Walzl and the victim

 

[Tskware]

Unless my math is wrong (certainly possible) 69,000 texts is like 95 per day for two years. When did they have time for an affair?

 

[Creed Bratton]

Wood

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

Disappointing she chose to play for the other team.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Police analyzed nearly 69,000 texts exchanged between Walzl and the victim

😜

Damn damn damn.

 

[Tskware]

😜

Damn damn damn.

The total number turned out to be . . . unfortunate. Lets leave it at that.

 

[Glenn's take]

She's hot an all but I'm not exchanging 69,000 texts with anyone.

 

[ukalum1988]

Disappointing she chose to play for the other team.

Look like she's a two-way player...

 

[Kooky Kats]

Non-reciprocating take, Glenn(N)

 

[Canned Heat]

 

[-Mav-]

(From L to R) 1, 3, 2, 4

 

[funKYcat75]

Now why would you do that?

 

[-Mav-]

Oh, and uhhh...

Police analyzed nearly 69,000 texts exchanged between Walzl and the victim

...nice.

 

[Elbridge]

More like a 69 text message.

 

[Atrain7732]

Ouch was about to vote wood—pretty sure she’s a wood not after this pic. Mugshot or no that’s bad.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Married high school teacher and lacrosse coach, 26, is charged with sexually abusing her 16-year-old female student

• Stephanie Walzl, from Maryland, charged with sexual abuse of a minor and a fourth-degree sex offense
• Walz taught health and physical education at Reservoir High School in Fulton and coached the women's lacrosse team
• She is accused of embarking on inappropriate relationship with a female student last December when the girl was just 16 years old
• Police analyzed nearly 69,000 texts exchanged between Walzl and the victim

Slap on the wrist. No crime.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

She’s fairly homely here, but her lesbo tendencies take her to an 8

 

[rudd1]

-the victim was a 16yo girl...this is disgusting.

 

[Wildcat-in-STL]

69K texts? Holy sh*t... were they texting their moans to each other during their romps also?

 

[Stevo1951]

eatin' ain't cheatin'

 

[CB3UK]

Well, I guess the good jokes are all taken so....

 

[Creed Bratton]

I hate you

 

[KyCatFan]

Unless my math is wrong (certainly possible) 69,000 texts is like 95 per day for two years. When did they have time for an affair?

I've been married to my wife for 20 years and probably haven't texted her near that much. That is about 9.5 text messages per day everyday for 7,300 days straight.

 

[ManitouDan]

Crime dont pay from the look of dat mugshot !

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

-the victim was a 16yo girl...this is disgusting.

 

[James Edward Russel]

 

[rudd1]

-nah, i just don't sexualize 16yo children. Thats for pedos/losers/dirtbags and such.

 

[Blueisbest]

I like how they managed to put the number 69 in there, even if it was 69K. guess it's possible to text when you're busy with each other down there.

 

[starchief5]

Meh. Any teenage kid can knock out 69K texts on any given day

 

[Baller Cal]

Nasty

 

[bthaunert]

Mods, permaban please

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

-the victim was a 16yo girl...this is disgusting.

Definitely worse than if it was a boy. I believe that because I’ve seen a biology book

 

[DSmith21]

Would so long as she keeps that obvious sasquach mustache waxed.

 

[Pickle_Rick]

She stutters when she texts. Thats how you get 69k text msgs.

 

[CrittendenWildcat]

TIL this elitist white female sports moment was made possible by revenue from basketball and football.

 

[treyforuk]

If this happened in California. It's legal..