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Lonzo Ball just dropped a rap song

He and his dad don't buy into the philosophy that respect and relevance are earned over time. They seem to believe that if you repeat something loud enough and often enough that it becomes reality. People are already sick of them. They are on pace to out-do Rodman for doing anything for attention than they are being a future HOF player.
 
Did his daddy write it for him? Maybe he will help fund his first rap album from sales from those hideous shoes.
 
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Maybe LaVar and Lonzo are going to form a new version of Insane Clown Posse:
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I got a rap song for him:

Fox took my game
He bout stole my name

He sent us home cryin'
There ain't no denyin'

The Cats own the NBA
Now that's where I gotta play

My Dad shouldn't a' made em mad
Cause they beat us bad

That's all I gotta say
Now I'm goin' away

dayummmm, that was nice
 
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Its easy to rap, but really hard to rap well. Ive heard alot worse but it was bad. Damian Lillard is a legitimately good rapper, others should stick to their day job.
 
"I, I can't even lie
You are really smart for starting your own sneaker line
But y'all hella dumb for charging $495
Better give me powers like Calvin in Like Mike
I...noticed that your price is bogus
Your pops is in charge and he doesn't even know shit
I bet that the sneakers gonna bust like Tony Wrotens
Bout to start a wave but y'all just sinkin in the ocean
Oh shit
Hello, Lonzo let me tell you
You ain't Bron or Kobe so $500 is a hell no
This is more confusing than Lil Yachty blowing cellos
You must have us twisted like a pack of cigarillos
Ooooh
Lonzo's a baller we know this, but $500 is bogus
I'd rather call up De'Aaron cuz when he shoot it, it goes in
Let it go like frozen, shoes dope but you clonin
So close in comparison that Kobe said that you stole them"
 
Is there anything this family won't do for a buck? Shame that Ringling Bros is shutting down this month. Maybe Lavar can do some tv commercials for a mental health clinic, in LA.
 
How much talent does it take to talk to a beat, and of course he's got to throw that language in there with it. What a different world he lives in. I never heard him say a word with that stoic face now he comes out rapping, kind of funny,.
 
I'm in the I've heard a lot worse/it was better than I thought it'd be crowd. I dislike lavar and even the younger brother more than I do lonzo. He actually seems like (maybe) the most sane one and despite getting used by Fox, can ball a little bit.
 
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