Jamal Murray; Look, Ma, No Hands

[Smashcat]

Kyle Tucker ‏@KyleTucker_CJ 16h16 hours ago

Proof that Jamal Murray can eat soup and ride a no-handles Segway simultaneously, an act that would kill me. pic.twitter.com/1zEfsXrO0o

 

[trueblujr2]

As long as he doesn't sip his soup and roll out into the path of an oncoming car, it's all good.

 

[SilentsAreGolden]

Yikes, I am not liking our players riding those things around.

 

[Pope John Wall II]

Yikes, I am not liking our players riding those things around.

Better than them riding a bunch of escorts.

 

[TNCatfanforever]

Better than them riding a bunch of escorts.

 

[Teachable Moe]

Like my kids used to say, "Skateboarding is fun until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."

I imagine Calipari had steam coming from poppet valves in his neck when he saw that pic.

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[ThroughBlue]

Somebody needs to get him off that thing. Thats all we need is a broken arm from him falling off that. Shouldn't he be in the gym shooting the ball???

 

[Smashcat]

Better than them riding a bunch of escorts.

Ouch!

 

[WitnessGreatness]

I have one of those and they are a lot of fun. I doubt Cal cares as many NBA players ride those and sometimes into the locker room pregame. You have to be an idiot to break your arm on it and if you don't go that fast, going down the sidewalk without massive bumps and eating soup shouldn't be fall worthy.

 

[buckkiller]

Yikes, I am not liking our players riding those things around.

BOOM!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH LUV IT!

 

[Orange Soda King]

Somebody needs to get him off that thing. Thats all we need is a broken arm from him falling off that. Shouldn't he be in the gym shooting the ball???

Since it's Murray, he was probably on his way to the gym.

 

[H. Lecter]

How much are they? Where can I get one? Are they hard to ride/drive intoxicated?

 

[Jkwo]

This is even worse than having a lazy walk - he doesn't walk at all.

Have fun in D2 with that attitude, kid.

 

[Federal Cat]

Wow I'm really starting to feel old looking at that

 

[Wildcat-in-STL]

Someone needs to go to the right people about this. This doesn't fit the UL agenda of UK cheating at all..