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If you could give a Christmas present to any of our players, what would it be?

Feb 18, 2012
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It's the holiday season and a time for giving. What would you give your favorite player, present or past, for Christmas?
Don't worry about price or impossibility. Santa can take care of all that.

GBB!
 
Christmas is more for the needy in my opinion. So i'm going with a neck brace and some Forrest Gump type leg braces for Grayson Allen, before the poor guy flies apart.
 
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I would give them the spirit of Christmas - that they would remember the homeless and the helpless. That they would choose to do good works for those in need. That they would remember how blessed they are, and remember to always pay it forward.

This is something that Cal teaches that you never hear about - from the Samaritan's Feet Project to working in a soup kitchen over the holidays. Even the icebucket challenge the entire team, coaches included, they did together.
 
I would give them the spirit of Christmas - that they would remember the homeless and the helpless. That they would choose to do good works for those in need. That they would remember how blessed they are, and remember to always pay it forward.

This is something that Cal teaches that you never hear about - from the Samaritan's Feet Project to working in a soup kitchen over the holidays. Even the icebucket challenge the entire team, coaches included, they did together.
 
I would give Alex Poythress the unencumbered mindset that he had when he played his second regular-seaon game at U.K. Do you remember that game -- against Duke in the Champions classic in Atlanta? Although U.K. lost the game 75-68, Alex went for 20 points on 9-12 from the field (1-2 3-pointers) and 8 rebounds. He was an absolute beast inside. That was before Cal tried to make him a "3".
 
The gift of no injuries. We have had too many years where a key player during the season gets injured and then we lose the opportunity of winning the national championship.
 
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Christmas is about giving to those in need. Uk is fine. I would help those poor cardinals. I would give madam Katrina And her colleagues knee pads. I would supply louisville players with condoms and free aids tests. Lastly, I would make Peyton siva head coach
 
What are you guys talking about...WWW already gets them all their gifts according to people in Jefferson County who know
 
I'd give Marcus Lee
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Another present for Alex I would rub his backside with a corncob and pour turpentine in it before every game after Christmas this year.
 
For everyone: An automated Free Throw rebounding and ball return machine.

For Calipari, a healthy and rust free Poythress to pick up right where he left off last year before the injury.

Special gift for Skal, 10 games free experience against the best centers the NCAA has this year so that Duke game never happens to him again.
 
I would've given Sam Malone a height of 6'4", the offensive ability of Jordan, the ability to shoot 3s of Curry, the athleticism of MKG, the perimeter defense of Scottie Pippen, the hops of Spud Webb and the shot blocking ability of AD. I would've also given him the badketball IQ of Wall and the court vision of Ulis. I would've also given him some Usain Bolt quickness.
 
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