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If a KU fan, a UNCHEAT fan, a IU fan, and an UofL fan were all trapped in a dark room with Lucifer, who would survive?

Or would Lucifer go insane? Hell, maybe that's exactly what happened.
 
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The Devil would:

1. Ignore the Louisville fan. Those without souls to bargain for or steal don't interest him.
2. Laugh at the Kansas fan. Even in Hell, that level of insecurity and self-deceit is amusing.
3. Be frustrated by the IU fan. A little known fact is that the certifiably insane get a free pass from Hell, just like in the US court system.
4. Be impressed by the UNC fan. Satan's eternal goal has been to influence people to embrace corruption, deceit, fraud and disgrace. UNC fans wallow in it to a degree that goes beyond his dreams.
 
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Willy4UK said:
Well, KU fan would try to down play Lucifer. Saying the Big 12 is more powerful than Hell.

The unc fan would deny that they belong in Hell.

The ul fan would say Hell is better place than UK. Siva--) Lucifer.
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Holy Avatar! That chick looks like she took a bag of hot nickels to the face.
 
The UL fan would threaten the Devil with Slick rick and Tom Jurich
The KU fan would offer a scholarship and a loan
The IU fan would promise not to leave the Devil alone with Tom Crean
The UNC fan would set up a fake hell,deny that it exists and then blame the women's basketball team
The Devil would be sick of it all and request asylum in heaven or an assistant's job with Cal.
 
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They would all certainly fit right in. The place is full of liars, cheats, miscreants, and degenerates that have sold their soul.

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Alumni Gym said:
If a KU fan, an UNCHEAT fan, an IU fan, and an UofL fan were trapped in a dark room with Lucifer, who would survive?

Or would Lucifer go insane? Hell, maybe that's what happened.
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if lucifer knew there was never a way out for eternity, he would probably destroy himself and every thing else in the room. win win
 
Alumni Gym said:
If a KU fan, an UNCHEAT fan, an IU fan, and an UofL fan were trapped in a dark room with Lucifer, who would survive?

Or would Lucifer go insane? Hell, maybe that's what happened.
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The UNC and IU fans would talk incessantly about how they are the best people in hell because at least they went to hell the right way.

The KU fan would bore everyone with stories about how they are the best person in hell because their school is associated with inventing hell.

The UL fan would get to spend 15 seconds with Pitino - over and over and over again.
 
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Personally, I think Lucifer would probably call GOD and tell GOD that he was really (and I mean REALLY) sorry.

Then GOD, in his infinite wisdom, would take Lucifer out of this last circle of hell, forgive him, and then let the UNC fan, IU fan, KU fan, and UofL fan argue about UK for eternity.
 
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MdWIldcat55 said:
The Devil would:

1. Ignore the Louisville fan. Those without souls to bargain for or steal don't interest him.
2. Laugh at the Kansas fan. Even in Hell, that level of insecurity and self-deceit is amusing.
3. Be frustrated by the IU fan. A little known fact is that the certifiably insane get a free pass from Hell, just like in the US court system.
4. Be impressed by the UNC fan. Satan's eternal goal has been to influence people to embrace corruption, deceit, fraud and disgrace. UNC fans wallow in it to a degree that goes beyond his dreams.
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Winner of this thread .
 
Kansas wouldn't survive because the Shiver said they would . UNC wouldn't even admit Lucifer is in the room and be killed as a demonstration . Louisville would survive as Lucifer would be impressed with their overall body of work .
 
One thing for sure, Lucifer would feel right at home.
About half of the Ten Commandments have been broken by these fools; shit, Lucifer might think it was a coup taking place.

Through, in the end, I could see things playing out like this:
The UL fan would get it first; they are the best at lasting only 15 seconds, so I can see them going down fast in a fight.

UNC fan get exposed real quick; he would probably act like Judas and deny everything, lying like they do so well at UNC, his ass would be the second to get creamed.

The IU fan might make it for a round or two. Lucifer might get distracted with all that clapping thinking the IU fan was either cheering him on or trying to give him a hand job.

The KU fan will be the last to go I feel. They will probably act like they do all the time, giving Lucifer a little pause thinking God was in there and this would be a real battle for him.

When all the smoke cleared, God would sit back and watch his Cats play some ball.
 
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Humm I would say just chain the doors to the room and douse it was gas and turn up the flames !!
 
The IU fan, assuming he is a hoosier, would have a huge advantage. They already wake up in a shit hole every day.
 
DrH. Lecter said:
Lucifer would ask "how is my son Tom Jurich doing?"
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Sounds like the cast from a supernatural show. Load up a clip with silver bullets, salt the bodies and burn the building. Beasties gone and basketball is happily ever after.

Somebody call Sam and Dean.
 
Chairman Meow said:
The UNC and IU fans would talk incessantly about how they are the best people in hell because at least they went to hell the right way.

The KU fan would bore everyone with stories about how they are the best person in hell because their school is associated with inventing hell.

The UL fan would get to spend 15 seconds with Pitino - over and over and over again.
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I literally laughed out loud at the UNC and IU fans remark, but the KU fan one was spot on as well.
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Alumni Gym said:
If a KU fan, a UNCHEAT fan, a IU fan, and an UofL fan were all trapped in a dark room with Lucifer...
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The KU fan would say "spare me Lucifer, we invented basketball"
The UNC fan would say "Lucifer, is that the ceiling, or the roof?"
The UL fan would say "Hey Luce...where's the hookers? They've gotta be here somewhere!"
The IU fan would say "what's up, coach Knight?"
 
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