I have a gold Rolex to sell..

[DrH. Lecter]

I was at the SEC women's tourney yesterday when out of the blue.....a gold Rolex drops from the heavens above, right into my lap. Damn near knocked over my box of popcorn and Dr. Pepper. those cost me $12. But Thank you Jesus, my prayers have been answered. You know, it was like when they release balloons after a title game, but in this case they were dropping Rolex watches from the rafters. Nashville must really be boooooming. I'm pretty sure everyone in the arena must have gotten one too..... although I didnt check around. I just got up and sprinted out of the place to find a pawn shop. But none being open I just ran to my car with my good luck fortune in my pocket.

So if anyone needs a slightly used Rolex with what looks like a clasp that needs repair....just PM me.

 

[SosaUK87]

Surprised it took this long. Knew a thread like this was gonna pop up. Haha

 

[On-On-UK]

Never mind. I thought you said Timex...

 

[DrH. Lecter]

Never mind. I thought you said Timex...

I think they do that after the semi-final.

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

Might need to have a few links removed. I heard the original owner is beefy.

 

[MdWIldcat55]

I'm going to call bullshit. The part about a gold Rolex falling out of the sky and landing in your lap is believable. But nobody willingly attended the women's conference basketball tournament.

 

[ULisnotmyman]

I know exactly whose it is bc I let my dad borrow mine, which I rightfully earned, that night and never got it back.

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

I know exactly whose it is bc I let my dad borrow mine, which I rightfully earned, that night and never got it back.

That you, Brad?

 

[Fox2monk]

That you, Brad?

That’s @UKBB4Ever .

 

[IFerg1969]

Never mind. I thought you said Timex...

Takes lickin' and keeps on tickin'!

 

[WildcatsAndBourbon]

Get back to me when you have an actual luxury and finely crafted watch. Rolex…child’s toy.

 

[Blue Bigfoot]

I think I have a brightly colored Swatch over at my mom's house somewhere. Has one of those rubber band guards across the face. 80's chique baby! Trade?

 

[bbncal02]

Takes lickin' and keeps on tickin'!

Good thing it's Cal's watch then, he's been taking some lickins here lately

 

[WildcatsAndBourbon]

Good thing it's Cal's watch then, he's been taking some lickins here lately

That’s a solid joke. Mad points