Drug Commercial Breakdown - Descovy for PrEP

[funKYcat75]

Guy of Unknown Ethnicity wants to sit backward in his chair and have a rap session with us about not getting HIV. We know he’s super smart because he has built the barricades from Les Mis with books in this abandoned warehouse. He seems trustworthy and straightforward.

 

[funKYcat75]

Rugged looking black guy is here to talk with you too. He lets you know that he plays the field but stays safe with Descovy. The jacket over a hoodie look shows that he’s got it all together, but is still true to the streets.

 

[funKYcat75]

The Property Brothers make a cameo. Nice of them to lend their voices to such an important cause and to help educate folks.

 

[funKYcat75]

FINALLY, something for the fellas. A fairly hot chick stands in front of a glass office so you can see that she’s here for business. Pretty sure gals aren’t supposed to take this drug, but whatever.

 

[funKYcat75]

Here’s the (other) little blue pill. A bit ironic, but if it helps sell your pills, then why not?

 

[funKYcat75]

Rugged black guy has brought an entire drum line to the commercial stage. I’m sure there’s a reason for that.

 

[funKYcat75]

Hey there, pretty lady. We’ve reached the part of the ad where the lawyers take over. Blah blah blah, does not prevent other STDs, yada yada yada people assigned female at birth shouldn’t take Desc ......
oh
oh no
oh God no

nonononononononononononno

 

[funKYcat75]

Dr. Stock Photo rambles on about the drug some more ............... I’m gonna need a minute.

 

[funKYcat75]

Now THAT’s how you do drag. S/he doesn’t even look like a real person. YOU SHOULDN’T TRY TO TRICK PEOPLE, DESCOVY!

OK, I’m alright now.

 

[funKYcat75]

GoUE shows up again talking about smart guy stuff. Remember the books? He might have gotten AIDS, but he also has a 145 IQ and got a perfect score on his ACT. One night doesn’t define who he is, you guys. Judgy McJudgepants.

 

[funKYcat75]

OK, Descovy. We get the metaphor. If you’re gonna “share sticks” you’d better PrEP up. Clever girl.

 

[funKYcat75]

One of these two has HIV. I wonder which one. That is a woman on the left, right? I’m not sure I know anymore. .....

 

[funKYcat75]

MOVING ON ........

 

[funKYcat75]

I think there might be a crime going on right now. Dude on the right looks pretty young. What’s your deal, Descovy?

 

[blubo]

🤪

 

[funKYcat75]

Smart guy is here again to wrap it all up. Just look at all of those books. I bet it smells awful in there. A mix of old wet paper, sweaty drummers, aqua net hairspray, etc. Either way, if I happen to get HIV’d somehow, I guess I’ll take the pill. Good ad spot.

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[gobigbluebell]

The most ridiculously cool aids drug commercial of all time.

 

[UKBrassowTipIN]

Pretty straightforward of who's at risk for the disease. Surprised tho no ones claimed racist homophobic bigotry for subjecting those demographics in the commercial but leaving out the white junkie in the gutter who shared needles. Or prison guy who's not gay but butt bangs to pass the time.

 

[JDHoss]

When can we expect a breakdown for a diabeetus commercial?

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

I think there might be a crime going on right now. Dude on the right looks pretty young. What’s your deal, Descovy?

If Bob starts a naughty drum teacher thread I'm not opening it

 

[ManitouDan]

Fwiw Descovy is about 2k per 30 count

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

When can we expect a breakdown for a diabeetus commercial?

This one ticks me off. I know he's wanting to wrap those kebabs in bacon and cheese.

 

[funKYcat75]

This one ticks me off. I know he's wanting to wrap those kebabs in bacon and cheese.

Just saw this ad for the first time today. Maybe don’t get a guy as big as a house to sell your drugs. Was the chick from This Is Us busy? And why choose the star of two of the least funny TV shows at all time?

 

[Ron Mehico]

Fwiw Descovy is about 2k per 30 count

Having sex 30 times and not getting the AIDS for 2k sounds like a steal Dan.

 

[Kooky Kats]

MOVING ON ........

That’s a dude.

 

[PhDcat2018]

That’s a dude.

Total dude

 

[PhDcat2018]

@funKYcat75 this made my day. It's like you read my mind the first time I ever watched that commercial. For such a woke society, a white dude who is an ex drug addict doesn't make the cut, but gay men, transgender, and drag queens do.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Funky why haven’t you called me?