Do we even practice?

[seccats04]

We can’t throw. We can’t catch. We can’t pass block. We can’t punt. We can’t get the right number of players on the field for a punt. We can’t tackle. We can’t cover. We don’t have a pass rush.

What exactly do we do in practice?

 

[LetDueceLoose97]

Phillips is horrible. If we’re down 21-0 and he makes a pass breakup, he’ll Super Bowl celebrate and start trash talking.

 

[Seth_C]

Stoops must be fat and happy because he clearly isn’t doing his job.

 

[sluggercatfan]

Phillips is horrible. If we’re down 21-0 and he makes a pass breakup, he’ll Super Bowl celebrate and start trash talking.

THE OFFENSE HAS SCORED SEVEN FREAKING POINTS...Let's have an honest discussion about what the real problem with this program is and will continue to be!

 

[rolaid]

Slugger we are bad at every phase
Play calling is atrocious QB has missed at least 5 throws
Kattus jumps offsides every game - Key fumbles because he can’t bench 110
Browns a punk who wants to jaw but drops a pass
Defense played better in 2nd quarter
but we get no turnovers

 

[sluggercatfan]

Slugger we are bad at every phase
Play calling is atrocious QB has missed at least 5 throws
Kattus jumps offsides every game - Key fumbles because he can’t bench 110
Browns a punk who wants to jaw but drops a pass
Defense played better in 2nd quarter
but we get no turnovers

So do you agree it's a bigger problem than the defense.
He said college football has officially become an offensive game. "It used to be that good defense beats good offense. Good defense doesn't beat good offense anymore," Saban told ESPN on Friday.

 

[catben]

We make so many dumb mistakes that it makes our struggle to win WAAAAAYYYYY HARDER!!!

you would think after 11 years, the HC would establish a MUCH BETTER standard for his program. At UK, we must play nearly mistake free to win at a high level. Yet, Coach Stoops has allowed this undisciplined play to permeate.

 

[Rockfly78]

Biggest issue ha s been a lack of discipline. Too many dumb untimely penalties and untimely mistakes. Tonight it’s been the two turnovers on their side of the field. Kentucky is clearly the better team tonight. But not disciplined.

 

[bigbluedon]

Stoops must be fat and happy because he clearly isn’t doing his job.

He’s fat but I don’t know how happy he is. Probably pretty happy since that idiot Mitch gave him a raise last year.

 

[UKat1]

Biggest issue ha s been a lack of discipline. Too many dumb untimely penalties and untimely mistakes. Tonight it’s been the two turnovers on their side of the field. Kentucky is clearly the better team tonight. But not disciplined.

Then they aren't the better team

 

[Rockfly78]

Then they aren't the better team

Might be still.

But I digress, better players

 

[R.O.T.Muckinfush]

If you lose to Spencer rattler , you f'n suck

 

[TheJuddDome]

We can’t throw. We can’t catch. We can’t pass block. We can’t punt. We can’t get the right number of players on the field for a punt. We can’t tackle. We can’t cover. We don’t have a pass rush.

What exactly do we do in practice?

Amen brother. It’s pathetic.

 

[cmallory]

Definitely not tackling

 

[Seth_C]

We practice running out clock the moment we get a lead, I can tell you that. Always goes well.

 

[Cats192]

I asked my buddies this same question after the first SC touchdown.

We don't do any of the basic things well. Hell 4th and 10 with the game on the line and we can't get the play off in time.

It's a lot of mistakes by a lot of different kids. But it's every single position. They're not properly prepared.

 

[AshWilliams]

We practice running out clock the moment we get a lead, I can tell you that. Always goes well.

Just like Calipari

 

[cats2010]

THE OFFENSE HAS SCORED SEVEN FREAKING POINTS...Let's have an honest discussion about what the real problem with this program is and will continue to be!

Every big pass play happened right at Phillips. He’s been horrible all year, have to blame the staff for sticking with him. Yes offense sucked, but stoops and his chicken shit defense gave up the lead in the 4th,

 

[Bluesbrother]

We can’t throw. We can’t catch. We can’t pass block. We can’t punt. We can’t get the right number of players on the field for a punt. We can’t tackle. We can’t cover. We don’t have a pass rush.

What exactly do we do in practice?

Does it look like we practice? Sad and embarrassing.

 

[entropy13]

To answer the OP's question in the thread title, no, we don't practice. Well, we don't practice football. The staff and team, do, however, practice:

• Stoops and Marrow practice eating themselves into food comas while counting the moolah they get from their contracts.
• Our players smoke phat blunts all week while simulating talking trash irrespective of the circumstances (i.e., usually getting embarrassed on the field).
• Our defensive coordinator tinkers with the model armored car and house set he started building 3 years ago to simulate money he imagines he's owed being dumped on his lawn.
• Our offensive coordinator is looking for his testicles that apparently got left behind in LA.
• The rest of our staff is neck deep in experiencing cranio-rectal inversion therapy, with all of its intended negative consequences.

In sum, this season is tragicomical fustercluck of what could have been. Shame on the football program, and shame on the athletics department.

 

[Bluesbrother]

Phillips is horrible. If we’re down 21-0 and he makes a pass breakup, he’ll Super Bowl celebrate and start trash talking.

The trash talking, especially when you can't back it up, is no discipline and that's on the coaches.

 

[Seth_C]

Just like Calipari

Don’t even get me started on that idiot. I was listening to the pre-game on the radio Friday and he said something like “up 6 with 4 minutes to go, you know my teams almost always win that one.” I thought I was having an aneurysm.

 

[seccats04]

Every big pass play happened right at Phillips. He’s been horrible all year, have to blame the staff for sticking with him. Yes offense sucked, but stoops and his chicken shit defense gave up the lead in the 4th,

Yes, Phillips is horrible but have you seen the backups? Jordan Robinson might be the worst P5 CB I've seen this year. He's not a CB in any way, shape or form. And Hardaway must be extremely raw because he was highly rated.

 

[megablue]

How come it seems like we never "clean things up?"

 

[Seth_C]

How come it seems like we never "clean things up?"

“I don’t know *mumble mumble* clean things up *mumble mumble* work on it in practice *mumble mumble*”

 

[Rembrandt90]

We can’t throw. We can’t catch. We can’t pass block. We can’t punt. We can’t get the right number of players on the field for a punt. We can’t tackle. We can’t cover. We don’t have a pass rush.

What exactly do we do in practice?

Typical.

We won the game.