December 25, happy birthday Santa Claus

[TopCatCal]

I used to think December 25 was to celebrate Jesus's birth. But I guess I was wrong. I mean we see a lot more Santa Claus at Christmas than we do Jesus... Did you ever think where did Santa Claus originate from

 

[-Mav-]

Did you ever think where did Santa Claus originate from

From Satan, duh — or did you think it was a coincidence that “Satan” and “Santa” are anagrams?

 

[funKYcat75]

I know one thing it’s not about. Right, @JohnnyCope ?

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

Did you ever think where did Santa Claus originate from

I used to think about questions like this, 20+ years ago. But now that I have access to limitless information via the interwebz, I just look it up.

 

[Santa Claus.]

Did you ever think where did Santa Claus originate from

From Satan, duh — or did you think it was a coincidence that “Satan” and “Santa” are anagrams?

He’s not wrong.

 

[ukwizard]

Satan Claws rips your soul from your body to hell. Tis the reason!

 

[the nail at the foul line]

He’s not wrong.

Why did you lie to me when I was 6?

 

[USSLair]

 

[UKBrassowTipIN]

Are you certain jesus actual birth is the 25th? Plus why am I celebrating some carpenters birthday? He build something cool?

Personally we celebrate Krampus and other St. Nicholas some kicks at our house. Much more fun to punish the children.

 

[warrior-cat]

I used to think about questions like this, 20+ years ago. But now that I have access to limitless information via the interwebz, I just look it up.

I'm too lazy, I let you guys fill me in.

 

[warrior-cat]

Are you certain jesus actual birth is the 25th? Plus why am I celebrating some carpenters birthday? He build something cool?

Personally we celebrate Krampus and other St. Nicholas some kicks at our house. Much more fun to punish the children.

Date of conception (birth day to some cultures). Actual birth date around Sept. 29th

 

[the nail at the foul line]

 

[bigbluefattycat]

He’s not wrong.

Red Ryder BB Gun and a pool for Clark

 

[KingOfBBN]

No one hates Christmas more than the Jews.

 

[UKGrad93]

Do imaginary people have birthdays?

Maybe @Buddy-The-Elf knows.

 

[JDHoss]

Do imaginary people have birthdays?

Maybe @Buddy-The-Elf knows.

We should ask that girl that Manti Te'o was dating. Wonder if they're still together?

 

[dgtatu01]

I used to think about questions like this, 20+ years ago. But now that I have access to limitless information via the interwebz, I just look it up.

I love when people come to The Paddock to get answers to life's questions. Have they ever read the posts here? It's nearly certain you will get a 4:1 ratio of smartarse to real answers and the real answers will be off the top of someone's head because if you were too lazy to Google it for yourself, I certainly am not going to ruin my internet time to Google it and bring the answer back to The Paddock for you. It's like do you even internet man???

 

[H. Lecter]

I love when people come to The Paddock to get answers to life's questions. Have they ever read the posts here? It's nearly certain you will get a 4:1 ratio of smartarse to real answers and the real answers will be off the top of someone's head because if you were too lazy to Google it for yourself, I certainly am not going to ruin my internet time to Google it and bring the answer back to The Paddock for you. It's like do you even internet man???

Pretty sure most people on here ask the questions hoping to get smart ass remarks and to make them as well.

 

[Buddy-The-Elf]

Why were my posts complimenting nail’s mom’s titties and ass deleted, but USSLair’s post of a link that says “F ucking” in the title wasn’t?

It’s because you suck.

By the way, he claims his birthday is September 6th so that he can say his birthday is 6/9 (he’s a pretentious European douchebag). The other elves think it’s hilarious ... dumbass.

 

[Buddy-The-Elf]

You smell like beef and cheese.

That’s because yo momma runs the Hickory Farm kiosk in the mall.

 

[Buddy-The-Elf]

False. My mom died over 2,500 years ago.

I ain’t said she’s alive.

 

[warrior-cat]

Why Can't we all just get a bong! (Rodney King before the incident.)

 

[Dig Dirkler]

Merry Christmas everybody!