Big Blue Haiku 5.0

[H00SIER-Cat]

Great young talent here
Awesome things just might happen
Number nine this year?

Why Haiku you ask?
Just another summer thread
Hope you play along!

 

[Lempface]

Ball, DJ Wagner
Nineteen points a game will do
Boy becomes a man

 

[chroix]

A number one class
Better kick a bunch of ass
Or the coach is trash

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

Faaaaaar Cal.

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

Twenty, twenty-four
We'll hear excuses NO MORE
Win! Or hit the door

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

Hall of fame Coach Cal
Plods the sidelines with a scowl
Titles? Been awhile

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

Dreams of March Madness
In the middle of August
Kentucky faithful

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

8 is truly great
Not as fine as number 9
10 would be sublime

 

[Ky-troutbum]

Big Blue Basketball
Not just one, let’s win them all
Forty and oh Cats!

 

[WallMashKyBall]

miss you can do
miss em all you can't and
that's bad bad bad

 

[bbncal02]

Maybe we are good
I can't help falling in love
Here we go again

 

[entropy13]

Dynamic Lineup
Calipari is our coach
We're playing three bigs

(To be clear, hope I'm wrong.)

 

[BlueSince92]

Ruuuuuuunnn to the basket!
Gooooooooo straight to the Final Four!!
Karl Towns walks slow.

 

[rivercatinfl]

I wish I'd paid attention in English class!!!!

 

[jrpross]

You know who we need?
Kid named Hunter McClintok
Breakin some ankles

 

[STL_Cat]

You know who we need?
Kid named Hunter McClintok
Breakin some ankles

Sneakers a squeakin
squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak sqweak
squeak squeak squeakin

iykyk

 

[Jamal Mercer]

Cal sucks somethin’ fierce
Wagner and Edwards ball out
Cats win number nine

 

[Titpwhami2014]

Three Seven Footers
Which one gets the starting nod?
Options aplenty

 

[Fox2monk]

The season turns to winter
UK basketball is here
Run Cats Run

 

[DCFseattle]

I hate poetry
I think it's pretty stupid
You should be ashamed

 

[Fox2monk]

The roster is looking strong
Shooters from the 3
Can Coach Cal not plow the ball

 

[SosaUK1987]

Great young talent here
Awesome things just might happen
Number nine this year?

Why Haiku you ask?
Just another summer thread
Hope you play along!

Absolutely awful.

 

[docholiday51]

Talent we got
Coach we not
Make the call
Win it all?

 

[H00SIER-Cat]

We thought we were good
Embarrassed by St Peter's Kansas State
Get em next year cats