4 nightmare scenarios - which one would you choose?

[CROCAT]

Dook - Ratface rides off in the sunset with title No. 6, unsufferable, nauseating media lovefest over the next few months regarding the so-called "GOAT" (my ass).

UNCheat - 7th title for the Cheats, just one less than the Cats, Hubert Davis era starts off with a bang. 4 UNC titles in the 21st century compared to just 1 by UK.

Jailhawks - They take the title and our all-time winning record in the grandest style possible. POS Self's outlaw program gets to cut down the nets instead of going on crippling probation which they deserve.

UCLA - Record 12th title for the Bruins making sure we never ever catch them as long as Crapapari is the coach, like he promised we would. I mean we would never catch them anyway as long as CCC is the coach but this would confirm it.


What a fun March this is, when we get to think about things such as these!

 

[BlueBomb]

This is simple for me. It has to be Kansas.

1 -- I can't stomach K winning in his last season. Scheyer would be able to build on that recruiting wise and Duke would cement its place as the best program in the country right now. And the K love would be insufferable.
2 -- If Davis wins in his first season, their recruiting will skyrocket. Plus, they would be only one championship behind us.
3 -- If UCLA wins, it pretty means much we won't catch them in championships in my lifetime. I have to at least have some hope.
4 -- If Kansas wins, the NCAA will be so pissed that they'll come down even harder on them when the time comes. And the media would have to report the irony of the scandal and championship. It will be tainted.

There's no good choice here, but for me, it's easily Kansas. The bastards.

 

[UKWildcats1987]

The obvious answer is Kansas. I think Arizona or Gonzaga are going to win it all.

I do not think UCLA can beat Gonzaga and do not see Kansas beating both Zona & Zaga.

 

[sefleming]

The correct answer is FALSE non of the above.

 

[STL_Cat]

I'm going to puke, but I guess it has to be Kansas simply because of their hilarious lack of real titles.

 

[CatPhight]

Jailhawks since it will be revoked along with a ton of chickenshit wins...

 

[ukfan041]

UNC or duke cannot win lol

 

[JonathanW]

That is a tough one.

I guess in order:
- KU, yeah Self cheated, but they have the fewest titles

you could put these next 3 in any order, but maybe:
-Duke
-UNCheat
-UCLA, I hate them the least but still hope to catch them

 

[CatsIndy2010]

For me, its UNC. We beat kansas this year....dont like the all time wins happening.

Duke, no way....

UCLA, no way...We had juzang. If they end up winning, its the ultimate slap in the face to our program.

 

[TFCats11]

Neither one of those 4 are winning it, so all good!

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

None of the above. It's Michigan for me now.