Amusing fictional names

[mktmaker]

Charles Dickens:
Ebeneezer Scrooge
Harold Skimpole
Mr. Whopsle
Polly Toodle
Luke Honeythunder
Mr. Tulkinghorn
Sir Leicester Dedlock
Mr. Bumble
Dick Swiveller
Paul (Poll) Sweedlepipe
Caddy Jellyby
Smike
Sloppy
Uriah Heep
Mr. Pumblechook
John Podsnap
Lucretia Tox
Sophy Wackles

Carl Barks (creator of Scrooge McDuck)
Gyro Gearloose
Flintheart Glomgold
Magica de Spell
Argus McSwine
Eider Duck
Fritter O'Way
Cuthbert Coot
Chisel McSue
Rockhead Rooster
J. Crowfoot Dryskin

Groucho Marx:
Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff
Rufus T. Firefly
Otis P. Driftwood
Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush
J. Cheever Loophole


...and my favorite:

 

[Kooky Kats]

Stupid McShitpost

 

[UK_Is_Good]

Really? It takes three posts to get to Pussy Galore?

 

[mktmaker]

Of course, you're right!

Love me some Pussy!

 

[Mashburned]

Tits McGee lmao

 

[-Mav-]

James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater are good names for testicles, IMHO.

 

[Tskware]

Do you think my friend's name "Biggus Dickus" is funny???

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Kermitcloud Von Poopypantsdillydally. LOL! It's so silly!

Mickey Mouse. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[BlueThruAndThru]

Ben Dover.

Tee hee!

 

[MudererofCrows]

Jim Bob Cooter.

I refuse to believe he’s a real person with a real name.

 

[jcrow10]

Harry Fartassington

 

[funKYcat75]

Foghorn Leghorn’s cousin Dickhorn Asshorn.

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Merkin Muffley
Buck Turgidson
General Jack Ripper

 

[Willy4UK]

Stupid McShitpost

hahaha

 

[mktmaker]

Merkin Muffley
Buck Turgidson
General Jack Ripper

You left out "Colonel Bat Guano...if that IS your real name..."

 

[wildcat1973]

Arnold Babar
Dr. Rosenpenis
Dr. Rosenrosen
John Cocktosten

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Heywood Jablome
Mike Hunt

 

[WKBlu]

truth is stranger

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Mike Oxbig

 

[fisherscatfan]

Anita Bang

 

[PhattyJ4UK]

truth is stranger

Hisreal name is: Younghoe koo unemployed

 

[angryram]

Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!!

 

[UK_Is_Good]

Hugh Mantripod

 

[Ron Mehico]

Orangelo
Lemongelo
L-a
Shithead

 

[Rupp'sRunt]

Kunta Kinte

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Q. Fats McFukkenpuff

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Q. Fats McFukkenpuff

Can't get a little, can't get enuff!

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I submit turd Ferguson

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

Lee Harvey Oswald

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Forgot an important one for the Seinfeld fans art vandlay of course

 

[mktmaker]

Forgot an important one for the Seinfeld fans art vandlay of course

We mustn't forget Kramer's H.E. Pennypacker.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

MaryJayne Rottencrotch


Warning: NSFW

 

[Get Bucket$]

Loved some Garbage Pail Kids.

 

[Bill - Shy Cat]

Liquor Box

 

[KyFaninNC]

I. P. Ice water

Seymour Bloomers

 

[KyFaninNC]

Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

Who Slung Cum

 

[the nail at the foul line]

 

[funKYcat75]

Who Slung Cum

Sum Yung Guy