Your favorite lies

[stuway]

Marijuana is dangerous
Coach K is the greatest most ethical coach ever
Kentuckians are all dumb hicks

Etc...

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan]

My wife telling me I have a big d***.

 

[Lexie's Dad]

I'll pull out.

I don't hate your mother/brother/father.

The dog farted.

 

[stuway]

Just one more I promise, just one

I will marry you someday

 

[Creed Bratton]

Louisville does exist.
Louisville won the 2012 title
UNC didn't cheat

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Tubby Smith is going to run a fast break offense

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan]

I've only had a couple beers.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

It’s your baby.

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

I'm going to start working out

 

[Xception]

Masturbation will cause you to go blind.

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Probably not woke, but I'm going with white ones.

 

[warrior-cat]

Probably not woke, but I'm going with white ones.

Sleep dating?

 

[ThePunk]

Nah baby, I didn’t do it.
I shot a 68 - 80 today
You look nice

 

[Glenn's take]

I won't get it in your hair.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

We make free throws when they count.

 

[AlbanyWildCat]

Just the tip...

 

[55wildcat]

Masturbation will cause you to go blind.

 

[UpstateNYCat]

Why yes, i’ll respect you in the morning.

 

[catsfanbgky]

"She hasn't ever done this before."

 

[UKBrassowTipIN]

 

[dgtatu01]

Marijuana is dangerous
Coach K is the greatest most ethical coach ever
Kentuckians are all dumb hicks

Etc...

Are these our favorite lies or the ones we are the most tired of. These sound like lies I am tired of. My favorite lie keeps my wife happy. When she says "Does this look good?" I say "Yes!" No matter what it looks like.

 

[*CatinIL*]

ALIENS are fake news...

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Not coming in today, I'm sick

 

[SophiesDad]

I didn’t realize that was the wrong hole

You are so much prettier than her

It’ll only hurt for a sec

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Middle of the night and every commercial on TV is a damn lie.
-Peter Popoff miracle spring water
-Chat with sexy barely legal babes
-I lost 50lbs and eat whatever I want
-Youthful Male enhancement boost
-Help a Russian Jew return to Isreal
-Remove dark circles around the eyes forever
-For only 25 cents a day you can fix this child hairlip, clothe them, feed them and send them to college.
-Only 20 minutes a day, 3days a week and you will look like this 20 yr old on steroids or this fake tit model with a eating disorder.

 

[ram1955]

You can keep the insurance policy you have

 

[Oldblueone]

You were my first and only.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Yeah, still tight. No worries.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Not tonight in the morning (gotta work)
Theres always next year (unless yer dead)
Win a boat ( i could use another)
It could be worse (sure can)
It’s the thought that counts (was going to buy you a..... )
Wuddnt me (it always is)

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

I got them from a toilet seat

 

[funKYcat75]

I didn't see your text.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Ms Lewinsky!”

“Read my lips. No new taxes”

“I am not a crook”

 

[starchief5]

Buy our insurance and save $400 over our competitors.

Wood (like she'd even let you smell where she had pissed).

I'll leave him/her as soon as I can get everything lined up.

All the pieces are in place to finally run the dribble-drive this year.

The UK football curse is finally over.

 

[Elbridge]

You're big.

 

[Tskware]

"It was a perfect phone call . . . and there definitely was no quid pro quo"

(Ed. Note: May need to remember to edit this post, as this particular lie seems to evolve daily)

 

[Bigblue2023]

Liberals are sane human beings and not mentally ill morons...

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

Liberals are sane human beings and not mentally ill morons...

Wow! I bet you’re fun to hang out with.

 

[Bigblue2023]

Wow! I bet you’re fun to hang out with.

I am! Thank you!

 

[WildcatFan1982]

Buy our insurance and save $400 over our competitors.

This actually worked for me a couple of times. But the majority of time not so much

 

[BernieSadori]

Sweet little lies.