This is what they should have done.
When dude said stop making sense in my back seat, they should have told him to stop for a second I need to stretch. They should have gotten out, and the super hot blonde should have looked at the super hot brunette and said, punch me. They should have beat the shit out of each other then thrown themselves in the car, called the police, and said he beat the brakes off them because, his words, “those gay bitches needed to learn”.
It’s at this point in American society where the guy just lost everything.
I would try this with a friend but I can’t bring myself to neck with a male. Probably a lot of money in it if I could find a way.