As of May 31, the Rockies are 29th in team ERA, and 30th in negative run differential, the “Sacramento” A’s being a tad below in pitching, and a tad above in run differential.
They’ve played just over a third of their season, and have beaten no team twice, having had only one 2 game winning “streak” comprised of the last game of one (losing) series, and the first of another (losing) series.
If I were ownership, I would team up with the local Mercedes’ Dealorship, and give away a free car for each home win, to someone in actual attendance.
This would:
(1) Encourage home fan attendance, and
(2) Cost very little in car purchases.
If no Mercedes was given away after ten home games in-a-row, they could drop the strict requirement of an actual win: say any loss within 2 runs?!?!
Given that the lawsuit by a fan suggests their putrid play has lessened the fans actual attention to the game, they could require the lucky winner to be able to cite the final score . . . but not make it more arduous, as to allow continued beer sales.
Of course, I posted the above as a joke, but say they had to give away 15 cars at 80K a pop, that is 1.2 million.
If just 2,000 fans per the remaining 50ish home games attend on the chance of winning the ride, that would be 100,000 additional tickets sold at at least $25.00 a pop . . . or 2.5 million in gate (not counting beer and other sales.).
Just sayin’.