What kind of resume do you need to be UK coach

[mj2k10]

Ellen?
Donna?
Nancy?
Whatever, try wearing a thong or go commando, that way your panties won't get twisted in your crack so easy.

Inbred Cal-hatin' agenda driven moron takes his shot. You go, girl.

 

[KyFaninNC]

Inbred Cal-hatin' agenda driven moron takes his shot. You go, girl.

Wow! So original. Impressive!!

 

[JC CATS]

I know you were "tongue in cheek" but Notre Dame took a guy who only coached football in HS but had an incredible record in Cinci. It was a complete and total disaster.

Well way back when UK hired a 28 year old basketball coach who had only coached in high school in Illinois. Stayed here 42 years. Know him?

 

[JRowland]

Kentucky shouldn't talk to someone who hasn't been to a final four until all coaches who have been to a final four have turned you down.

John Brady?

 

[MegaBlue05]

Coaching at Ky is easy.

Just recruit the five best players in the country every year while recruiting only KY kids.

Make every fan think you are interested in what they think.

Win 42 games a year, top the polls each week while covering every spread.

Play each fan’s favorite player at least 20 min.

Act like the players are irrelevant compared to winning but recruiting only the best.

Recruit only four year players.

Play zone no matter how bad it sucks.

Only recruit freshmen that play like seniors.

Only recruit three point shooters that are Olympic caliber athletes.

Coerce lottery picks to return all four years.

Make sure to recruit enough shooters.

Never yell on the sidelines but get in every refs face when a fan thinks the ref missed a call.

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Pin this. The perfect coach to make all you jabronnis happy is in this list.

NEED MOAR MOUNTAIN BOYS.

 

[MegaBlue05]

My real answer is someone with a huge ego who is able to take stupid questions from idiots who think they're hot shit because they played "high school ball in the 9th Region" 35-40 years ago; tireless recruiters; ability to recruit at a high level consistently; multiple trips to the second weekend or beyond.

 

[IndyCat1995]

Please the posters on Rupp Rafters

 

[preacherfan]

Well way back when UK hired a 28 year old basketball coach who had only coached in high school in Illinois. Stayed here 42 years. Know him?

Yeah, he was a pretty good coach! But, can you imagine trying to do that in today's world? Oh wait, Notre Dame did!