What 5 or 6 things would make this coming weekend, the perfect basketball weekend?

[TopCatCal]

Mine would be

1. - UK wins
2. - UofL losses
3. - UNCheats losses, Roy gets dejected
4. - Duke losses, Krzyzewski gets ejected
5. - Zion Williamson commits to Kentucky

 

[JonathanW]

I would change the order to:

1 UK wins
2 Zion commits to UK (he won't be announcing till spring)
3t Duke losses
3t UNC losses
5 UL losses

 

[Mr_GG]

1. John Higgins falls off a roof
2. Coach K retires after having more back trouble
3. UK wins and holds their opponent scoreless which makes Zion commit on the spot
4. UL gets the death penalty + officially loses their 2013 championship
5. The NCAA is disbanded after an FBI investigation finds proof of their UNC & Duke bias

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

Duke loses again.

 

[docholiday51]

1. John Higgins falls off a roof
2. Coach K retires after having more back trouble
3. UK wins and holds their opponent scoreless which makes Zion commit on the spot
4. UL gets the death penalty + officially loses their 2013 championship
5. The NCAA is disbanded after an FBI investigation finds proof of their UNC & Duke bias

Combine the first two Higgins falls off a roof landing on coach K causing both to retire. Ol' Roy,in a vertigo attack induced state of delirium confesses all the UNC sins of the past 20+years(datgummit)

 

[78Gooses]