Me and my sister like Superman and Home Alone. So we'll say stuff like "gee that's swell Lois" or "you've got me who's got you?" or what did you do today? Oh just hung around. Or "Hiya pal."
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What’s your favorite movie quote that you use regularly that no one gets?
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This a quote from Stripes when the dork said he joined the army before getting drafted and the Sergeant said "Son, there ain't no draft no more." He said "there was one?"
Got a couple. ACE VENTURA here snowflake.... and UNDER SIEGE... Gary Busiey " Do I look like I need a physiological evaluation"
Keep the change you filthy animal..
It's me snakes.
You was upstairs smooching with my brother.
Home Alone is "Harry I've reached the top" and "Buzzes new girl friend woof"
I don't know no snakes lol
"Santa don't visit the funeral home little buddy," is a great Home Alone quote.
When there’s nothing to drink in the house…
“Water sucks, it really really sucks” - Waterboy
Even tho I actually drink a lot of water.
“Water sucks, it really really sucks” - Waterboy
Even tho I actually drink a lot of water.
I’m the damn pater familias! -when I’m getting no respect around the house.
Are you bona fide? You got prospects?
Both of the following quotes are from the movie This Is Spinal Tap...
How much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
(In any given situation I substitute any word for “black” and use the same quote...
“How much more cold could it be outside? And the answer is none. None more cold”)
“These go to eleven”
(Or “Turn it up to eleven” or some derivative thereof)
How much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
(In any given situation I substitute any word for “black” and use the same quote...
“How much more cold could it be outside? And the answer is none. None more cold”)
“These go to eleven”
(Or “Turn it up to eleven” or some derivative thereof)
After I answer a question at work about a policy I figured they should know.
“The moose outside should’ve told you”.
“The moose outside should’ve told you”.
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And from Under Siege 2: Dark Territory "Chance favors the prepared mind."
Anything from Animal House has potential. "Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Great topic! I use tons from A Christmas Story, and always impersonating the character’s voice when I say them. -- with my own spin (most not word-for-word, but close enough). My family knows the references, but most everyone else is clueless when I say them….
Get some meaningless recognition at work: “It’s a major award! I won it!”
Someone gets their comeuppance: “Okay [person’s name], now you get yours!”
Something irritates me: “Sons-a-beechus! Bumpuses!” (w/ shaking fist)
A last ditch effort to fix or finish something: ”It’ll work! It has to work!”
Wife or kid uses the last [fill in the blank]: ”You used up all the [fill in the blank] on purpose!”
When waxing philosophical on life circumstances: ”In our world, you’re either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims.”
I regularly use a few from Karate Kid, too (in my best Miyagi voice of course)….
Kids not focused on a task: “Focus power, Daniel-san!”
Kids asking how I did something they think is cool: “Dunno, first time!”
Kids or wife tells me they love me, I’ll sometimes jokingly say; “You pretty okay, too.”
Slingblade is another go-to for source material, but I’ll spare everyone from all of those quotes, lol!
Get some meaningless recognition at work: “It’s a major award! I won it!”
Someone gets their comeuppance: “Okay [person’s name], now you get yours!”
Something irritates me: “Sons-a-beechus! Bumpuses!” (w/ shaking fist)
A last ditch effort to fix or finish something: ”It’ll work! It has to work!”
Wife or kid uses the last [fill in the blank]: ”You used up all the [fill in the blank] on purpose!”
When waxing philosophical on life circumstances: ”In our world, you’re either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims.”
I regularly use a few from Karate Kid, too (in my best Miyagi voice of course)….
Kids not focused on a task: “Focus power, Daniel-san!”
Kids asking how I did something they think is cool: “Dunno, first time!”
Kids or wife tells me they love me, I’ll sometimes jokingly say; “You pretty okay, too.”
Slingblade is another go-to for source material, but I’ll spare everyone from all of those quotes, lol!
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I use Pulp Fiction. If someone mentions something that needs so be done -
You ain't got no problem (name), I'm on the m'fer.
You ain't got no problem (name), I'm on the m'fer.
Don't worry scrote, there are plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives.
From Idiocracy
From Idiocracy
Stole my bubble gum line
Love that stupid movie. Son ordered me a six pack of Rowdy Roddy Piper "....all out of bubble gum" Bubble gum flavored soda on line that I keep on my desk at work .
When shopping with my wife and discussing prices, I like to quote this scene from "Used Cars". "That's too fuc##ng high" (at about the 1 minute 30 second mark).
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You want the big one, I've got the big one!
- Newbomb Turk - Hollywood Knights
- Newbomb Turk - Hollywood Knights
"AK-47, when you positively have to shoot every MF'er in the room, accept no substitutes."
Samuel Jackson..Jackie Brown
"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy"
Clint Eastwood
Samuel Jackson..Jackie Brown
"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy"
Clint Eastwood
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