We need replace Chuck Norris jokes with Coach K and all his amazing feats...

[kyups01]

Go....

 

[Ocornett]

Stop.

 

[drbubba]

You can only replace Chuck Norris jokes with Tyler Ulis jokes. That's the law. Chuck wears Ulis pajamas.

 

[Orange Soda King]

You can only replace Chuck Norris jokes with Tyler Ulis jokes. That's the law. Chuck wears Ulis pajamas.

Ullis*

 

[TheOtherGreatOne]

The cat that wears mittens, does not catch the rat. Emmert must be the cat wearing the mittens.

 

[~Keyser Soze~]

I'm not gonna make a Chuck Norris joke because I was over them a decade ago. I will say though that Coach K covered up a sexual assault allegation in the "me too" era and got a pass. Not even Chuck could pull that off.

 

[Ben101er]

K should try to get nominated for the Supreme Court. He is the only candidate that would get a pass on anything.

 

[North Carolina Blue Wildcat]

You can only replace Chuck Norris jokes with Tyler Ulis jokes. That's the law. Chuck wears Ulis pajamas.

Matt Pilgrim says hi!

 

[Gothic1960]

Ronco just introduced it's brand new Coach Kookware. It's coated with K's hair tonic and is slicker than Teflon. Nothing has ever stuck to it

 

[CatfanMike47]

Ronco just introduced it's brand new Coach Kookware. It's coated with K's hair tonic and is slicker than Teflon. Nothing has ever stuck to it

Lmao

 

[drbubba]

Deep down, I think K is like Col. Jessup in a few good men.

 

[Ky-troutbum]

The cat that wears mittens, does not catch the rat. Emmert must be the cat wearing the mittens.

That’s an insult to rats!

 

[Hoopcatjc]

After trying to pronounce Krzyzewski 5
times, Ellis Island administrator Shefski
looks at his feet and says, “Welcome to
America, Mr Shoeshefski.

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

After trying to pronounce Krzyzewski 5
times, Ellis Island administrator Shefski
looks at his feet and says, “Welcome to
America, Mr Shoeshefski.

That may be...........the worst.........joke I've ever taken the time to read. I'd rather gouge out my eyes than read another of similar quality. I'm now dumber having read that. May God have mercy on your soul.