The love between a man and his pony

[the nail at the foul line]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403

Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

 

[WonderBraa]

There aren’t words....

 

[kev69]

He's another delusional dude who thinks he's hung like a horse.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

 

[Bill - Shy Cat]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403

Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

One of the comments as follows:
“Charges were dropped and the man was released when he told the arresting officer he identified as an equine.”

 

[the nail at the foul line]

There aren’t words....

Matthew Broderick could not be reached for comment.

What if it was SJP?

 

[Glenn's take]

You know, it's one thing when it's a chick with a pony in Tijuana. This is quite another.

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

Pitcher or catcher?

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Pitcher or catcher?

The second woman, accompanied by her daughter, also saw the naked man standing behind the pony

 

[Kooky Kats]

Rode hard, put up wet.

 

[DidneyWorl]

Rode hard, put up wet.

I imagine Glenn riding wet and putting up hard

30 days after the pony's body hits rigor mortis

 

[Kooky Kats]

I imagine Glenn riding wet and putting up hard

30 days after the pony's body hits rigor mortis

Male pony, too.

 

[BlueThruAndThru]

 

[BankerCat12]

I imagine Glenn riding wet and putting up hard

30 days after the pony's body hits rigor mortis

I imagine Glen(n) watching behind a bale of hay and never saying a word but coming back to the same spot each night hoping for repeat action.

He is also furious in how the female handlers dress and wants a new dress code.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

You know, it's one thing when it's a chick with a pony in Tijuana. This is quite another.

 

[DidneyWorl]

I imagine Glen(n) watching behind a bale of hay and never saying a word but coming back to the same spot each night hoping for repeat action.

He is also furious in how the female handlers dress and wants a new dress code.

Ha! or Glenn definitely has a safe word "Willllbuuuurrr"

 

[the nail at the foul line]

 

[WayneDougan]

My favorite part of the story is that this occurred at 8:45 AM.

 

[KyCatFan]

So would this be a good definition of a roll in the hay?

 

[kev69]

 

[Free_Salato_Blue]

Isn't that fad over yet?

 

[sg24]

Grief. he done hi ho silvered em.

 

[Col. Angus]

My favorite part of the story is that this occurred at 8:45 AM.

Means he probably went to bed thinking about it.

Wonder if he dirty talked the horse, spanked it, etc.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

I give TSG bonus points for this pic.

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Pony wasn't able to comment....he was a little hoarse.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Na sometimes means na. That dude was probably giving it hell

 

[CatsFan4Evr.]

Some men like to play sports and hang out with the guys. This dude just likes to fuhk his pony. Disgusting as hell, but you do you.

 

[kev69]

Means he probably went to bed thinking about it.

Wonder if he dirty talked the horse, spanked it, etc.

Probably something like....gitty up.....
I love the Horses, but this guy literally loves the Horses.

 

[kev69]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403

Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

Is that a piece of hay stuck in between his goatee?

This guy must be really stupid. Has he not heard about the sheep experience?
It makes my toes curl just thinking about it.

 

[UK82]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403

Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

His Mom must be so proud.

Why you do this to me, Dimmy?

 

[ukalum1988]

One thought that goes through my mind....

How would he answer the question on a job application “Have you ever been convicted of a crime?” I know in some places that question can’t be legally asked, but in my place of employment a general background check is done before the employee starts work. What this guy has done would certainly open some eyes when they read his report.

 

[Elbridge]

The dude wasn't being serious. He was just horsing around.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

One thought that goes through my mind....

How would he answer the question on a job application “Have you ever been convicted of a crime?” I know in some places that question can’t be legally asked, but in my place of employment a general background check is done before the employee starts work. What this guy has done would certainly open some eyes when they read his report.

As of now, never convicted.

 

[Wildcats1st]

Seems like the women enjoyed watching. The daughter recorded it which is just as disgusting. How many of you would call your friends and tell them to watch? I’m sitting here thinking of how I would react but I know I wouldn’t be calling my neighbor to “check it out”

she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

 

[Cawood86]

Exactly the 1st thing I though of.....

 

[funKYcat75]

I bet that dude comes down the backstretch a lot.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[Pickle_Rick]

Male pony, too.

Homophobe... No. That's not it. Anti-furry! Noooo... Not quite... Ahh!! Anti-furry-homophobe!!

We were demolishing an old house back in the day, and we found some pictures of a chick...errrr...woman, and a horse. They were Polaroids. Lot easier to delete stuff nowdays.

Also we used to party at this dude's farm . He had a pony. He'd get drunk, whip it out, and the pony would back right up onto it. And yeah, the guy was big enough.

Hey, can one of you guys delete my browser history when I die?

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Well, maybe he identifies as a pony sometimes ?? So this isn’t bad

I mean that’s how it works these days eh? You can “identify “ as whatever the hell ya want!

 

[kev69]

Seems like the women enjoyed watching. The daughter recorded it which is just as disgusting. How many of you would call your friends and tell them to watch? I’m sitting here thinking of how I would react but I know I wouldn’t be calling my neighbor to “check it out”

she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

She had one hand on her cellphone and the other hand inside of her panties.