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The Did You Know thread

EvilMD

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Did You Know....that the 1958 national championship team, the Fiddlin' Five, played all four tournament games in Kentucky? They played two in Lexington and two in Louisville.
 
Alex legions mom was a prophet and she predicted a UK championship. Too bad bcg ruined his lucrative nba career....allegedy
 
Since we are being silly....where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 
Since we are being silly....where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

My gosh. Prostitutes, drinking and womanizing. You realize what this means!!!

Dr. Evil's father played . . . For PITINO!!! No wonder he turned out short, bald and liked sharks with frickin lazers on their heads. Now the big question. Did Louisville use prostitutes or were they really fembots.
 
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North Carolina athletes got bogus grades for classes they never took.
Sam Gilbert paid thousands to UCLA basketball players.
Corey Maggette took money while at Duke.

What do these all have in common?
The NCAA will never do anything about any of it.
 
UK, Duke, UNC, Kansas and UCLA are your five blue bloods in college basketball. There is also a show called Blue Bloods on TV. It's a show about a family of five cops, one of whom is dead (like UCLA).
 
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Ulis has a twin brother that's better than him. He has two L's in his last name. (Ullis)
 
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