SIAP. A great big heap of awesomeness...

[calamitybone]

http://www.theonion.com/article/rick-pitino-reminds-players-door-sex-dungeon-alway-52401

 

[blubo]

haha. 'ol 3stax always there for his players.

 

[calamitybone]

It's NSFW so don't click if easily offended.

 

[UKGrad83]

Now that's some funny stuff..

 

[JumperJack]

Here's when it becomes apparent he has to go.

 

[Ugoff]

Ha, good find. That story reminded me of the underground S&M dungeon they found at whiskey row. Bet UL coaching predecessors called it the "indoor training facility"

 

[Smashcat]

Best picture I've seen of RP in a decade.

 

[catdance]

Why does he stick around? I know this is a joke,but why not just take your millions and disappear. He must be as greedy with money as he is with poontang.

 

[Ugoff]

I'm guessing he'll leave right after they cut him a check for 16 mil.