"She was on her like a spider monkey!"

[Father Torque]

You just know when the comment, "She was on her like a spider monkey!", is given to the news reporter that it's going to be a good story.

https://kfor.com/2019/10/15/two-wom...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Station hires babes.

 

[catsfanbgky]

He was right about one thing for certain. That was some Jerry Springer type shit. All they needed was a studio and the bell to be rang. Oh, and cups of water for breaks between rounds.

 

[-Mav-]

Sounds like Richelle, Richelle got all jacked up on Mountain Dew on her way from Milan to Minsk.

 

[Elbridge]

A pair of beauties fighting over him.

 

[Pickle_Rick]

Man! Better to stick your dick in a vise, as opposed to crazy.

 

[starchief5]

Why can't we all just get along?