Your opinion doesn't matter since you don't know the game. I guess some school district is desperate for teachers.
Probably true.
That said, whenever you take a vacation, we can at least take comfort in the fact that your community's creepy stalker count is at a -1.
On a related note, how long did you research my posts in order to build a background on my profession? That was a fascinating move by you, even by typical weirdo standards.