N.O.B.
- Thread starter Mashburned
- Start date
10-3
- Ten and effing 3
- Awesomeness
- I too am glad my dad was alive to see this. We went to many games together through many dumpster fire seasons.
- Drink it in, wildcat brethren. Most of us probably won't be alive to see the next 10 win season
- Still pissed about that A&M game though
- Mitchy is currently drawing up a new contract whereby Stoops' kid/grandkid will take over as HC when Mark retires in 2059
- This pretty much guarantees that the basketball Cats will now win the title same as the last two times we had 10 win seasons on the gridiron
in the 2021 NOB FFL DRAFT, My Testy Gulls SELECT rookie Lil’Jordan Humphrey ... WR Texas ... selection based on name awesomeness only.
Solid post, as always, Funky.
Big news. Poured some coffee in my blue bell. OUTSTANDING. I don't like cream or sugar in my coffee, but you turn that cream and sugar into vanilla Blue Bell and then put it in your coffee...![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
2019 off to a great start.
2019 off to a great start.
Mash is building up an immune system that will be able to concur any/all diseases making him virtually indestructible.
Doc: Mash, what's your secret to longevity?
Mash (age 125): I dunno, man.
Doc: Do you use drugs?
Mash (age 125): Define "drugs".
Doctor: Well, are those track marks on your arm, mash?
Mash (age 125): Um, yes. But it's from main lining Blue Bell.
Doctor: Interesting. Verrry interesting.
Doc: Mash, what's your secret to longevity?
Mash (age 125): I dunno, man.
Doc: Do you use drugs?
Mash (age 125): Define "drugs".
Doctor: Well, are those track marks on your arm, mash?
Mash (age 125): Um, yes. But it's from main lining Blue Bell.
Doctor: Interesting. Verrry interesting.
False. No doctors in the future.
ROBOPHYSICIAN: Specimen 246018675309 {that’s Mash}, step forward.
Mash: Whas poppin, robot overlord?
R: Prepare for medi-scan.
M: Bet
*scan*
R: specimen is 125 earth years old and 99% blue bell iced cream product.
M: you know how I do
R: Does not compute *roboarms flailing* error! Error! *explodes*
M: sweet. catch you all next year
Specimen 246018675309 escapes death squad yet again.
ROBOPHYSICIAN: Specimen 246018675309 {that’s Mash}, step forward.
Mash: Whas poppin, robot overlord?
R: Prepare for medi-scan.
M: Bet
*scan*
R: specimen is 125 earth years old and 99% blue bell iced cream product.
M: you know how I do
R: Does not compute *roboarms flailing* error! Error! *explodes*
M: sweet. catch you all next year
Specimen 246018675309 escapes death squad yet again.
1% all white meat chicken baby
You see this lady? She's gonna live forever...
You see this lady? She's gonna live forever...
No shit... Really?Big news. Poured some coffee in my blue bell. OUTSTANDING. I don't like cream or sugar in my coffee, but you turn that cream and sugar into vanilla Blue Bell and then put it in your coffee...
2019 off to a great start.
Maybe you’re Italian?
Yes, but did Mash at least get a claw tugger from the bot?
Best follow on Twitter by far.
I wonder what Cal’s hair looks like when he gets up in the morning? Probably pretty wild. Got a lotta hair back there to cover the bald spot.
![[poop]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682179.png "Poop [poop]")
Son, it’s gooder than shit. Way better than a milkshake. I’m excited just thinking about it. NO GELATO THO.
Didn't see the game. My daughter was playing in a tourney today at the the same time.
I dvr'd it though. Is it worth watching? Or should I just chalk it up as a dumpster fire and move along with my life?
I dvr'd it though. Is it worth watching? Or should I just chalk it up as a dumpster fire and move along with my life?
First half was a tight game, with little defense on either side. We let a 29% shooter go 6/6 from 3.
Second half - typical lull where the refs assert themselves. Five point hole becomes 10-11. We take (& miss) a bunch of mid range jumpers. Somehow close the gap and miss the winning shot at the buzzer.
Second half - typical lull where the refs assert themselves. Five point hole becomes 10-11. We take (& miss) a bunch of mid range jumpers. Somehow close the gap and miss the winning shot at the buzzer.
This whole season is gonna be, ‘eh, it’s fine.’ We might be Final 4. We might be out after the first weekend.
Girldrink o’clock. LEGGGGGOOOOOOOO
Girldrink o’clock. LEGGGGGOOOOOOOO
Pulling for the Cowboys for no other reason than my 14 year old second cousin deserves to see his team win a playoff game.
Don’t make me go all crownmefunky on y’all.
Rooting against the Cowboys. Always root against the Cowboys. Hope they never win another playoff game...ever.
Poor little guy. Tricked into Cowboys fanhood by his father. He can’t help it.
Or...the Seahawks return this kick for a TD...then recover the onsides kick...and then win on a Hail Mary
