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Let your heart grieve no more for I have heard your lamentation and have triumphantly returned.
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Uhhh, just wanted to point out I just edited my initial post so y'all could retract your "like" if you so choose. It's a little more wordy, but I think it has a better overall King Jamesy vibe to it.
So what do you guys wanna do today? Want me and Moab to strike down some Edomites? How 'bout pillage a few Magogian villages? We're up for anything.
Zardoz, I keep forgetting this and was hoping you could clear things up. Guns good or bad?
Thanks,
KS
Thanks,
KS
I'm not wasting time pillaging unless raping is also on the table, jmho.
IZHO bump stocks are merely a plastic add-on and their application can in no reasonable way be construed as turning a common AR-15 into a -- gasp/horror -- "MACHINE GUN."
Unfortunately, the charred, melted remnants my bump stocks were stolen last week after being destroyed in a kiln explosion last month. Therefore the recent bullshit DOJ ruling won't affect me in the least. So, suck it, gun-grabbers.
Effing Arby’s just told me, and I effing quote, “Sorry, but we’re gonna be out of roast beef for about the next 25 minutes.” Exactly WITELF is that all about? I guarandamntee you the devoted disciples of S. Truett Cathy would never effing run out of chicken — those bastards take great pleasure in serving their customers.
Arby’s is getting a little too big for their britches, IMO. Need to calm down with the meats. Just put that crack-laced roast beef between that bread and call it a day. Stop getting cute. I do applaud them not calling the large sandwich the Big Montana or whatever it was called for a while. Makes me feel like less of a fat when I order it.
EXACTLY — especially when they don’t effing have any.
Doesn’t matter which sauce is used when they’re effing out of roast beef.
WTF, did they need to slaughter a cow or receive a shipment of beef? Impressive if they can slaughter a cow and cook your sandwich in 25 min.
CFA -- and, as always, it was a pleasure to be served by them.
I dunno what the hell their effing problem was, but it's not like it was 11:59 on a Saturday night -- we're talking effing 9:05 p.m. (God's time). HTF do you run out of roast beef three hours before closing???
I mean they're constantly running out of effing cherry turnovers, which pisses me off to no end cause then I have to settle for a effing triple chocolate cookie -- which, while absolutely killer, is a COMPLETELY different experience for my tastebuds -- but OMMFG how the hell do you run out of your signature product?
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I'll tell you something I ate last night, and I was pissed that nobody ever told me how good it was ----- MARSHMALLOW CREAM.
Go out and try some boys. It's great. Getcha big jar. Great condiment.
I feel like I've let you down by not mentioning it before. Been eating that shit straight from the jar for years. It's manna.
If you wanna take that experience to the next level, get a scoop of marshmallow cream and peanut butter on the same tablespoon. YWIA. (Pro-tip: It's best to scoop the PB first, then the MC. Why? PB transfer into the MC jar won't cause problems, whereas when MC is transferred to the PB jar it will dry out the next day. While not toxic, the MC crust can ruin a good spoonful of PB if you're wanting PB by itself.)
Great idea Mav.
I'm gonna get a spinning table thingy, jar of mallow cream, jar of Jiff, jar of hot fudge, and a big ass spoon....just spin that wheel of diabeetus all night long and indulge my palate to the MFN MAX MAN.
And If I get tired of that, i'll just scoop me out a big ol bucket of blue bell and pour all the jars on top. What a Christmas this will be!
I'm gonna get a spinning table thingy, jar of mallow cream, jar of Jiff, jar of hot fudge, and a big ass spoon....just spin that wheel of diabeetus all night long and indulge my palate to the MFN MAX MAN.
And If I get tired of that, i'll just scoop me out a big ol bucket of blue bell and pour all the jars on top. What a Christmas this will be!
Your spinning table idea just inspired me to think of new recipe for the holidays...DIABEETUS FONDUE.
Ingredients:
- Log of choco chip cookie dough
- Jar of marshmallow cream
- Jar of peanut butter
- Jar of hot fudge
- Sweetened condensed milk
- Ice-cold whole milk
- Gallon of Blue Bell
- Generic fondue set from Walmart
- Blood sugar monitor
- Ample supply of test strips
- Fill one bowl each with marshmallow cream, peanut butter, hot fudge, and sweetened condensed milk
- Scoop out tablespoons of cookie dough and sit on a plate
- Using a fork, stab a dough ball and then dip into your condiment of choice
- Eat
- Wash down with ice-cold whole milk
- Repeat until blood glucose level approaches 400
- Cleanse palate with Blue Bell
- Call an ambulance
Oh man cookie dough fondue death wish. BRILLIANT.
lol oh man I forgot about your sweetened condensed milk stuff....that's 'beetus to the MAX. You would mix it in a bowl with what?... and then heat it up.
This is genius level shit right here. Saving lives, then ending them quickly in a euphoric-sweetened-condensed-diabeetus-coma.
lol oh man I forgot about your sweetened condensed milk stuff....that's 'beetus to the MAX. You would mix it in a bowl with what?... and then heat it up.
This is genius level shit right here. Saving lives, then ending them quickly in a euphoric-sweetened-condensed-diabeetus-coma.
Indeed. We've accomplished a lot of good this afternoon, IMHO.
So apparently our football team GPA was crap and we have had to kick drug dealers off the team recently. About time we stepped it up and the hard work is showing off...9-3 didn't happen by magic.
An 11:30 Fluffernutter Sammie [fluff & Peanut butter] on Wonderbread ensurerd meteoric sugar crash around 1:30 to where I was basically flipping birds to the Vice Principal.
Mash you of all people not knowing this is disturbing really.
Good shit guys.
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Hell yes. We belong in the SEC now.
(I dare Mitch to say a damn word about football GPA...)
Marshmallow cream (Fluff) was a staple in every Sigmund and the Sea Monsters lunch box in 1975.
An 11:30 Fluffernutter Sammie [fluff & Peanut butter] on Wonderbread ensurerd meteoric sugar crash around 1:30 to where I was basically flipping birds to the Vice Principal.
Mash you of all people not knowing this is disturbing really.
Good shit guys.
I agree. I thought I knew it all. Boy was I wrong.
Marshmallows sole purpose on this earth is to be creamed....
...or do marshmallows start as cream? And if so why on earth would you turn the cream into bastard ass hard marshmallow things?
Sounds downright sexual.
