My answer is obviously Papa John's pizza from Gatlinburg.
If you were on death row and got to choose your final meal what would it be?
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WildcatfaninOhio
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King slab of Montgomery Inn ribs, baked sweet potato, bottle of red Zinfandel, chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream.
Think I would rather have some potent drugs I would never try in my lifetime if I only had a few hours to live.
Bert's Famous Recipe Chili from Waffle House. Since you shit yourself when you die, I want to make the biggest mess possible.
You trying to die before they get you.
With fried chicken and bun, right?
Don't know how to link, but listen to David Allan Coe song Death Row. I'll have some of what he said.
I watched a youtube video on famous last meals one time. (Because I'm a sucker for clickbait.)
I can't remember which state, but somewhere they would give prisoners some ridiculous budget like $250 or something for the last meal. One guy ordered the entire budget and had the staff having to run and get a pizza from pizza hut, ice cream from Baskin Robbins, etc.
When it comes time for his last meal, there's this table filled just the brim with all of this food and the staff was curious to watch this guy go at it.
And the inmate refused to eat a single bite, just to be a dickhead.
The governor then made a rule that death row inmates in the state no longer get last meal requests and just have to eat whatever the cafeteria is serving that day.
I can't remember which state, but somewhere they would give prisoners some ridiculous budget like $250 or something for the last meal. One guy ordered the entire budget and had the staff having to run and get a pizza from pizza hut, ice cream from Baskin Robbins, etc.
When it comes time for his last meal, there's this table filled just the brim with all of this food and the staff was curious to watch this guy go at it.
And the inmate refused to eat a single bite, just to be a dickhead.
The governor then made a rule that death row inmates in the state no longer get last meal requests and just have to eat whatever the cafeteria is serving that day.
A filet mignon from the Alamo steak house, chili cheese fries from gold star, a sack of white castles and onion chips, and for dessert....a big mess of poontang !
A few fentanyl patches and a couple xanax should do the trick. I'll go out on my own terms thanks
School cafeteria chicken pattie
My Mamaw’s fried chicken legs and mustard greens. God that woman knew how to cook 
Does it really matter? Not going to enjoy it anyway, youre geting ready to be effing executed!!
Never understood the point, just get the chit over with already.
Never understood the point, just get the chit over with already.
How many days out is it okay? Like, would you enjoy it with a month to go?
Fat porterhouse, Bob Evans mashed taters, bowl of Campbell's creamy mater basil soup, tall glass of whole fat milk, 24 pack of Budweisers to wash it down in the hopes I won't give a shit they're about to kill me.
Birds nest soup covered with white truffles with a side of Almas Caviar. I'd like a Densuke Watermelon for desert.
That's four of the rarest foods in the world.
That's four of the rarest foods in the world.
If you started choking during your last meal, would they try to save you?
yes I believe I've seen news stories of people on death row who tried to kill themselves and they were brought to hospital revived then put to death lmao
Nothing. The last meal is meant as a way to humanize the death penalty and make it more acceptable.
A big NYC style pizza w/ a box of original powder Kraft Mac & Cheese on the side.
