If you gotta go.....

[vhcat70]

Young couple drown after their car rolls into a river as they are having sex in the back seat

 

[funKYcat75]

Wow. Talk about getting a chick wet.

 

[funKYcat75]

Too bad neither really new how to engage a stick.

 

[funKYcat75]

His last words were, "you're gonna see my eau* face!"

 

[funKYcat75]

When getting directions for parking, she totally misheard him when he asked, "where do you want me to put it." Unfortunately she responded "in the bottom".

 

[funKYcat75]

*H2O face would also be acceptable.

 

[funKYcat75]

I mean, he knew she squirted, but he had to think this was ridiculous.

 

[kybobcat]

At least they managed to remove themselves from the gene pool before spawning.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Looks like they both wound up sleeping in the wet spot.

 

[Col. Angus]

every time she'd tell him how big he was her comments were drowning with sarcasm.

 

[UK_Is_Good]

every time she'd tell him how big he was her comments were drowning with sarcasm.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Fire and Rescue arrived on the scene in time for assistance but were too busy jerking off watching them titties bouncing off the windows.

 

[kev69]

That's called cumming and going at the same time.

 

[thebluestripes]

Going out with a bang