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* We ran for 330 yards. Levis was only sacked once -- on a hail mary attempt to end the first half. Sweet baby Jesus in a manger is our OL good. Glad to see that Kinnard remains an inhuman oak of a man who laughs at pain and lives to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentation of their women.
* Stoops might hate Orgeron. Starting with the pass to C-Rod on 4th and goal on the first series, every single time Stoops could choose to be ruthless, he was. Of course, the alternative explanation works just as well. Stoops may just know he has an incredibly solid team and wanted to showcase it in primetime.
* Levis scored 5 TDs last night, went 14 of 17, did not turn the ball over, and... didn't look like he's reached his full potential yet.
One thing is certain -- we haven't had a surer QB sneak option since Lorenzen (RIP).
* The Louisiana State Police has stupid uniforms. Do better cajuns. I'm no fan of KSP, but their gear is sharp.
* C Rod is such an asset. He runs so, so, so
angry. On one of his big runs, the poor safety managed to tackle him and was flat on his back but C Rod kept churning and somehow managed to kick the poor bastard straight in the head while the guy was on his back. There wasn't anything malicious at all, the guy just finishes every single run with fury.
He might be the perfect Stoops football player.
* Ox news, if confirmed, sucks. But this is the SEC and attrition happens. Somehow, by some sort of witchcraft, Stoops has built great depth on the defensive line.
* Paschal might kill Stetson Bennett.
* LSU remains my favorite non-UK team. Orgeron seems way over his head and it is hard to fire someone who won a title. Watching him implode might be best for them.
* It is really, really nice to have the whiz kid OC who makes the game easy for his players and puts them in a position to succeed for a change.
* BE YOU. Quit frontin'.