GYERO ARCHIVE

[Strokin_Bandit]

I wouldn’t expect a teacher to understand. Learn business calls.

Teachers have been staring into a digital abyss for 6 months or longer. We’re numb to cat filters, at least I am. The hens I work with have found it to be the most hilarious thing they’ve ever seen. That is until the next teacher til-tok that parodies the day to day life of a 7th grader lololol!!!!

And ohbytheway, where’s all of that empathy you claim to have? Do you have some left over for cynical assholes like me?

 

[pretzel__logic]

In a happier memory...




I was on my way to Shelbyville for a case when this came on and I distinctly remember thinking I had to get it together in a hurry because I was sweating and my mascara had smudged everywhere from laughing.

(in b4 jokes re: that last sentence. I know.)

 

[wcc31]

Teachers have been staring into a digital abyss for 6 months or longer. We’re numb to cat filters, at least I am. The hens I work with have found it to be the most hilarious thing they’ve ever seen. That is until the next teacher til-tok that parodies the day to day life of a 7th grader lololol!!!!

And ohbytheway, where’s all of that empathy you claim to have? Do you have some left over for cynical assholes like me?

To be honest, I was just setting up this response from you which I was hoping would then cause Anth to lose his mind again about the schools.

 

[B Rax]

Every teacher I know leaves chip and Joanna streaming on their Google-meet streams and plays Fortnite 16 hours a day. When kids have questions like “what is shiplap?” Or “how come chips hair looks different in every episode? How does it grow that fast?” The teachers will send them links to hardcore pornography. It’s disgusting and needs to stop. We need to put the kids back in schools.

 

[KingLlama]

Chad is playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers.

 

[Dore95]

Cal will be back next year and it is conceivable to think that he will have good teams again. Maybe great teams.

But I don't know how he ever recovers his swagger. You know, the "Kentucky will eat first", over the top arrogance. He has looked like a buffoon for so much of this year.

 

[PTI (pti)]

According to this article:

Are There More Men or Women in the World? - WorldAtlas

There are 3.8 billion men in the world.

According to this article:

How many transgender women are there in the world? - Quora

There are 12 million trans women in the world.



By simple math:

3,776,294,000 (men) - 12,000,000 (trans women) = 3,764,294,000 dicks.


3,764,294,000. That's how may dicks there are in the world that John Calipari can eat. IMHO.

 

[drxman1]

In a happier memory...

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I was on my way to Shelbyville for a case when this came on and I distinctly remember thinking I had to get it together in a hurry because I was sweating and my mascara had smudged everywhere from laughing.

(in b4 jokes re: that last sentence. I know.)

I remember watching it vividly. Matts face when she says squirt to the ceiling was priceless.

ps-how was the 9”?

 

[anthonys735]

To be honest, I was just setting up this response from you which I was hoping would then cause Anth to lose his mind again about the schools.

False, Strokin is a great teacher and just wants to be back with his students and players. He's not in your little Milano pronoun friendly red shirt hour. But hey, wcc, keep kids out of school. It was worth it after all.


Also, I was laughing so hard I literally cried at that video. Get it together, Strokin.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

I dont think that is actually what Strokin thought about that video- that was just the opinion his teachers union approved for all of the other teachers to have

 

[krazykats]

I go back and forth on Cal. During a game and usually the day after I typically want him gone.

But the more I consider the whole picture, it’s just odd to me to see any idea of reality in which Cal leaves or is gone in the next 2 years.

1- Boston/Clarke were just misses, but had they not been, this team would be pretty solid. Had they gone elsewhere would they have also been such bad misses?

2- Last year we were 23-6 heading into the SEC Tournament, so this season is so comparable to 2013 where we missed on Poythress, Archie, and the Squeaky Voice kid.

3- I always fall back to his strategy being one so that when we make the final four we aren’t crushed by shooters having a false depth and piss poor shooting efforts. It’s happened and I have no clue where I’ve gotten this in my mind but here it is. Cals strategy in a nutshell is to avoid a bad shooting night to get beat in a F4.........am I making this up?

4- 9M per year......does Nick Saban make that much?

 

[Touch_Em_All]

Want to read that post outloud to yourself and then delete it, Touch_Em_All?

No, but I would love to be wrong and Beard be coaching UK ASAP as he would be my first choice. Unfortunately, I don't think FW is going anywhere, so hopefully I am wrong about both.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Y'all are easily tickled. Now if he had forgotten to mute himself and audibly farted while still in cat filter, that would have been funny. And the eyes! If he would have made "wow" eyes after the audible fart and said, "I am not a farting cat, your honor" and then if the judge would have responded, "well one of those things is true" . . . now that would have had me rotflmbo!!!!!!!

 

[Mossip]

In our current world of terrible memes, I thought the cat zoom was pretty great. The spinoffs will suck, no doubt.

 

[anthonys735]

JDrum, can we please get a rolleyes on the like button? Bonus points if it's purple. TIA.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Or a DIAF button might be better.

 

[wcc31]

False, Strokin is a great teacher and just wants to be back with his students and players. He's not in your little Milano pronoun friendly red shirt hour. But hey, wcc, keep kids out of school. It was worth it after all.


Also, I was laughing so hard I literally cried at that video. Get it together, Strokin.

My kid isn’t affected so what do I care? In fact, she may gain ground in life because of this. All your schooll-aged kids are just a drop in the bucket.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Valid point. If you wear white Oakleys and drive a Chevy, you’re fn pumped about covid giving your ball mashin son an extra 2 years to kick some ass.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

When the University of Kentucky aka The Roman Empire of College Basketball calls I’m sure Beard’s reaction will be along the lines of ... Nah, I’m good. I’m content with riding out the prime of my career in Lubbock. Thanks for calling.

 

[drxman1]

A get pumped emoji would be sweet as well.

 

[jameslee32]

25-6

 

[FargenBastich]

Isn't that basically what 🖕 is?

 

[UK_Dallas]

In some good news - granted it isn't what it used to be - statistically speaking, 1 in every 12.5 of us is a millionaire.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/09/mor...-millionaires-heres-how-they-got-wealthy.html

I'd guess GYERO is closer to double that rate. Anybody going to raise their hand?

 

[PTI (pti)]

I would but I’m jerking off at the moment.

 

[drxman1]

I mean, Pti told me you were a millionaire when your net assets minus debts were greater than a million.

 

[UK_Dallas]

I would but I’m jerking off at the moment.

If I were among the 8% I would be as well.

 

[VernHatton52]

Boston wasn't a miss. He just wasn't ready to be the star of the team right away and he was forced into that role from jump street. He needed to be on a squad with veteran leadership in place. That all falls on Cal. Everything about this catastrophe falls on Cal.

 

[UK_Dallas]

One of the 8% that enjoyed his day:

 

[wcc31]

Boston wasn't a miss. He just wasn't ready to be the star of the team right away and he was forced into that role from jump street. He needed to be on a squad with veteran leadership in place. That all falls on Cal. Everything about this catastrophe falls on Cal.

He was a complete bust.

 

[anthonys735]

Yep.

 

[justa]

Team Strokin’, but I don’t get the appeal of tik tok either. Guess I have old man humor these days.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I’ve seen *things* on Zoom court so I thought it was funny.

 

[fatguy87]

If BJ Boston were, let's say, the 30th ranked player in his recruiting class, he would not be a bust. Top 5 guys have entirely different expectations.

Anyway, if the expectation were that Boston would stay here and develop over a season or two, our perspective on him would be totally different. We've been trained to treat players like dirty rags.

 

[VernHatton52]

Skal was a bust. Boston has just been overrated.

 

[tommyg4uk]

No, Boston's a bust.

 

[VernHatton52]

Agree to disagree

 

[drxman1]

I mean, how do you define a bust?

Yeah, he’s sucked here. Nothing about him all year has been remotely elite save the last game or two.

Now if he plays out of his mind and we win the SEC tourney and go on a 2014 style run, I’ll gladly eat these words.

 

[80 Proof]

Agree to disagree

Why dont you just agree with everyone else that you're wrong, bub.

 

[VernHatton52]

Skal is how I define a bust. He's been much better than Skal. I don't equate disappointment with complete bust. That's just me, I suppose.

 

[Kennedy_UK]

No.