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Dumbest article I’ve ever read

Here is the article enjoy a good laugh and delusion
Sounds like it's written by a guy who takes in the good-looking skank as a wife, thinking he'll reform her and that the "other guys" before him just didn't know how to love her the right way.

He thinks he's the exception and will change her chronic path to self-destruction. He has no idea that you never can turn a whore into a housewife.
 
Ha. I feel like Cal wrote that himself.
They want losses now and in conference play so they can get better. They talk about how Kentucky has been at home early in the tournament but they are patient and trust the process so losing now will have them playing deep in the spring. Yeah. That is either Cal writing or someone who is writing it more as a parody.
 
Sounds like it's written by a guy who takes in the good-looking skank as a wife, thinking he'll reform her and that the "other guys" before him just didn't know how to love her the right way.

He thinks he's the exception and will change her chronic path to self-destruction. He has no idea that you never can turn a whore into a housewife.
Arkansas fan expect to get better in February and make runs in March was my favorite part. They have the first even tiny bit of success for the first time in forever recently. They also neglect that they took the problem from us and now employ the problem
 
Ha. I feel like Cal wrote that himself.
They want losses now and in conference play so they can get better. They talk about how Kentucky has been at home early in the tournament but they are patient and trust the process so losing now will have them playing deep in the spring. Yeah. That is either Cal writing or someone who is writing it more as a parody.
99 percent sure it’s a parody but it’s so stupid
 
Ha. I feel like Cal wrote that himself.
They want losses now and in conference play so they can get better. They talk about how Kentucky has been at home early in the tournament but they are patient and trust the process so losing now will have them playing deep in the spring. Yeah. That is either Cal writing or someone who is writing it more as a parody.

*reads author's name*
"C.L. Perry"
"Seems legit."
 
Big talk for a program that hasn’t had many Elite 8’s in there day. Talking about second weekends lmfao.
Nolan Richardson would be ashamed of how far that program has fallen......

Speaking of which:
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I didn't even recognize him at first. Looks SO different with the beard and he's lost weight. Wow.
 
This jewel takes me out:

"Fans at Arkansas expect a process of growth that peaks in late February and March. Make that happen and all that Big Blue Nation chatter will go away while they glance at their holiday trophies because there's nothing else to watch in Kentucky once the second round of the NCAA Tournament rolls around."

Failing to mention that the reason UK hasn't made it past the second round lately is because of their current coach.
 
Arky fans may start attending Church more with all these in conference rock fights and superbowls headed to fayetteville 🤣
 
Not gonna read that garbage but it sounds like Kal has made a friend in the media. That won't last long either. The guy just rubs everyone the wrong way after a while.
 
Sounds like it's written by a guy who takes in the good-looking skank as a wife, thinking he'll reform her and that the "other guys" before him just didn't know how to love her the right way.

He thinks he's the exception and will change her chronic path to self-destruction. He has no idea that you never can turn a whore into a housewife.
You sure have a way with words 😂😂
 
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Sounds like it's written by a guy who takes in the good-looking skank as a wife, thinking he'll reform her and that the "other guys" before him just didn't know how to love her the right way.

He thinks he's the exception and will change her chronic path to self-destruction. He has no idea that you never can turn a whore into a housewife.
This sounds like every hallmark movie ever made
 
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