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Doron Lamb Hired as Consultant at Dating Website

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On Tuesday, there was unfortunate news for Doron Lamb. His season in the D-League came to an end as he suffered a wrist injury that will sideline him for the rest of the year.

On Wednesday though, the news was significantly better for Doron. Gary Kremen, founder and CEO of Match.com, announced via press release Wednesday morning that Doron Lamb had been retained by the company as a “relationship consultant.”

“We follow Lamb on Twitter and various other social media outlets.” said Kremen in the release. “And we feel that he has the level of expertise needed to really help us with not only Match, but also a few other business ventures that we are looking to partake in for the near future.”

Notably, one of the new sites that Match.com appears to be rolling out in the near future appears to be geared toward helping basketball players find out everything they need to know about girls that they meet on the road by forcing potential groupies to register with a website that can track their previous relationship history.

“By doing this, we’ll be able to separate the thirsty from the gold diggers, and the thots from the wifey’s,” Doron said via the press release. “We’ll also equip the website with a calendar to help players understand when exactly ‘cuffin season’ ends and when it begins. That’s vital.”

The registry site is expected to be live within the next year.

“We’re really looking forward to getting Doron on board, and moving forward with these projects, for the betterment of mankind and NBA players alike,” Kremen concluded.

Certainly tweets like this helped Match.com reach the conclusion that Doron was the perfect candidate for a consultant:
 
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They have a dating sight for everything else might as well have date a D-leaguer or pu**y for professionals lol. Jason Collins and Michael sam may feel left out, but somebody may hit them up.
 
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