Since everyone is bitching today our number one ranked undefeated team, I thought I might tell you about the book I intend to publish. Birds of Jefferson County. I'll tell you about a few of the spieces we will examine.
1. Delusional Do Do. delusionus dumbassus, This bird is well known for proclaiming the Cards as the best team in college basketball. He constantly points to the 1983 Dream Game and forgets its the only meanfull win they've had over us in 30 years. He's also under the extreme delusion that its habitat extends beyond Jefferson County.
2. Deflecting Duck. retardus quacktus VANISHING SPIECES. This bird can be distinguished by his call" Were a football school." He forgets that outside of Kentucky no one cares about the UK-UL football game. He also forgets that we lead the alltime series. We can expect the spieces to vanish when Charlie Strongs recruits move on and we start beating them again in football.
3. Excuse making Egret. maxiumus crybabytus This bird blames everything from the loss of a basketball game to global warming on UK. Examples, Kerry Rhodes, Zipp, and my favorite 83cardinalfan83. He has the worlds longest list of miserable and comical excuses why we so regulary kick their ass. Calapari pays players, Calapari pays off the refs, and that villian of villians World Wide Wes.
4. Spinner Sparrow, apologist Petinae and Petrinae, This bird has every excuse in the world for the sordid actions of its players and coaches to numerous to list. He also searches for justification why the YUM center has a whole lot blue shirts every other year.
5. Kentucky hating Kite, superiortus louisvillus, This one thinks because he lives in the state largest city that makes him superior. He constantly trashes the rest of the state as toothless, trailing living, sister shagging rednecks. This ungrateful s***head forgets that the University of Louisville is supported by taxes paid for by the entire state.
Since this is still a work in progress, I'm open to adding any other spieces if you would like to submit them here.
This post was edited on 1/11 12:06 PM by Swimcat20
This post was edited on 1/11 12:38 PM by Swimcat20
1. Delusional Do Do. delusionus dumbassus, This bird is well known for proclaiming the Cards as the best team in college basketball. He constantly points to the 1983 Dream Game and forgets its the only meanfull win they've had over us in 30 years. He's also under the extreme delusion that its habitat extends beyond Jefferson County.
2. Deflecting Duck. retardus quacktus VANISHING SPIECES. This bird can be distinguished by his call" Were a football school." He forgets that outside of Kentucky no one cares about the UK-UL football game. He also forgets that we lead the alltime series. We can expect the spieces to vanish when Charlie Strongs recruits move on and we start beating them again in football.
3. Excuse making Egret. maxiumus crybabytus This bird blames everything from the loss of a basketball game to global warming on UK. Examples, Kerry Rhodes, Zipp, and my favorite 83cardinalfan83. He has the worlds longest list of miserable and comical excuses why we so regulary kick their ass. Calapari pays players, Calapari pays off the refs, and that villian of villians World Wide Wes.
4. Spinner Sparrow, apologist Petinae and Petrinae, This bird has every excuse in the world for the sordid actions of its players and coaches to numerous to list. He also searches for justification why the YUM center has a whole lot blue shirts every other year.
5. Kentucky hating Kite, superiortus louisvillus, This one thinks because he lives in the state largest city that makes him superior. He constantly trashes the rest of the state as toothless, trailing living, sister shagging rednecks. This ungrateful s***head forgets that the University of Louisville is supported by taxes paid for by the entire state.
Since this is still a work in progress, I'm open to adding any other spieces if you would like to submit them here.
This post was edited on 1/11 12:06 PM by Swimcat20
This post was edited on 1/11 12:38 PM by Swimcat20
