Words/phrases constantly misspelled/misused

[Wall2Boogie]

This is a great place for comedy with the grammar police, but Facebook and everyday life are another. I'll start with two just this week that had me laughing. See if you can figure out what they were trying to say;

Never take anything for granite
I had a cow zone at Pizza Hut

Lol the 2nd one might be an amazing feat of ultimate stupidity, but the 1st isn't far behind. Let's hear them, it's your turn.

 

[funKYcat75]

I choose not to ridicule people. It's called being a good person. You (all) should try it.

 

[Get Bucket$]

Terrible thread, literally.

 

[domino79]

To, two, and too bat cleanup in this thread. Collectively.

 

[elwood_blue]

People who use "defiantly" instead of "definitely". How the hell do they mess that up?

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Lol definitely is always good. I love when somebody says; "I gotta go to walmarts." As if there are two side by side lol

 

[UKGrad93]

A lot

 

[JonathanW]

I could care less.

 

[IdaCat]

A lot

WTF? A lot >>>>> Alot.

 

[UKGrad93]

WTF? A lot >>>>> Alot.

Sorry, I can't bring myself to writing it as one word. Was ingrained in me during high school. Atomic fail for writing incorrectly.

 

[IdaCat]

Sorry, I can't bring myself to writing it as one word. Was ingrained in me during high school. Atomic fail for writing incorrectly.

Two words is correct.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

A rafters classic

Townes

 

[Pope John Wall II]

"I seen" is one of the worst offenders on raftards.

 

[2blue4u]

How many of these damn threads have there been in the last 6 months? 10? 20? I like to giggle quietly to myself just as much as the next guy, but not at the same crap over and over.

YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS PADDOCK

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Thanks for the paddock rally cry, go back to giggling to yourself. You're one of those who bitch about someone starting a thread you may not like, yet you never start one of any relevance.

 

[JumperJack]

Thanks for the paddock rally cry, go back to giggling to yourself. You're one of those who bitch about someone starting a thread you may not like, yet you never start one of any relevance.

Uh, I think you forgot to capitalize "Paddock".

 

[SaguaroCat]

Could of
Should of
Would of

That's not misspelling or grammar. That's just plain not knowing the words that are coming out of your mouth.

 

[ymmot31]

noone

dominate instead of dominant.

are instead of our.

 

[dantucky]

Why come you care.

 

[ThroughBlue]

OP has been killing it with garbage threads lately. Keep up the good work W2B

 

[dantucky]

Damn....why you be trippin foo

 

[ThroughBlue]

How many times have you started this exact thread?

 

[ThroughBlue]

Must be deja vu

 

[dantucky]

Why come you be bringin up 3 sums

 

[ram1955]

The inappropriate use of the words insane, ridiculous, sick by kids.

"In your heart of hearts"...Appropriate to say someone has the heart of hearts or even "is the heart of hearts".

Using a plural verb for a singular subject when it comes to sports. First of all, teams should not be named names that don't at least have an "s" sound at the end. Newspaper headline "The Avalanche win the game". Should be "The Avalanche wins". Avalanche is a singular noun even if it is used as a team name.

 

[Blueisbest]

Writing rediculous instead of ridiculous is, well, ridiculous.

 

[ymmot31]

I believe it is ok to spell it "rediculous" if you're talking about ul.

 

[crazyqx83]

Mischevious
for all intensive purposes
supposably
There, their, they're

 

[lil2coupe]

Aorta

 

[BlueThruAndThru]

Some people hate it but I love "fixin' to".

 

[-LEK-]

Arête

 

[ymmot31]

Warp Drive

 

[-LEK-]

Data Manipulation

 

[GrandePdre]

 

[ThroughBlue]

The bible

 

[-LEK-]

The bible

Bible is capitalized. Duh.

 

[DAM]

Farther/further...golf commentators are the worst...especially Brits & Aussies.....

 

[ThroughBlue]

shoulda known that god is disappoint

 

[vhcat70]

Turnament is much preferred to tornament. Ladder is too uppidy.

 

[vhcat70]

in England in the late 90's when I lived/worked there briefly, they were Ja-lop'-i-knows.