Red flags for women

[Mossip]

Inspired by the Bonnie Rotten thread. Let's list some traits that place women in the danger zone:

smokersoutspoken feministmulitiple tattoosa colored streak in their hair

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[backbeatcat]

Grownass woman talks like a little girl. Fake ______Black North Face fleece jacket and shames the clerk at the tow companyDivorced and talks about her ex all the time

 

[Beavis606]

Originally posted by backbeatcatBlack North Face fleece jacket and shames the clerk at the tow company

That's a green flag, not red.

 

[Blue Bleeding Marine]

Red Flags:

takes duck face selfies and is over 25
single parent/broken home girls- all have daddy issues, most are crazy
says the phrases " I'm not a whore" and "I usually don't do this"( means they are a whore and they usually do this)
can out drink you




Green Flags:

wears thumb/toe rings (means they aren't opposed to anal)

 

[Get Bucket$]

Doesn't wotk out.
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[-LEK-]

Originally posted by Beavis606:

Originally posted by backbeatcatBlack North Face fleece jacket and shames the clerk at the tow company

That's a green flag, not red.

Exactly. They are perfect girls that love anal and to be pissed on.

 

[anon_q409idbs5m40a]

Talks about how a jerk her ex(es) was/were.
Hillary Clinton supporter
Constantly complaining about men and their "privileges"
Tatoos, smoker and excessive drinker
Nothing is ever her fault

 

[WayneDougan]

Her mom is fat.

 

[LineSkiCat]

Just watched Gone Girl last night. (SPOILER) The Wife. She's now the scariest horror villain to date. Stay. The. Hell. Away.

 

[LineSkiCat]

Girls with kids.. It just isn't worth it. You'd like to think that you're a grown, responsible man who can potentially father a kid that isn't yours.. but you soon learn the kid isn't the problem, the mom is. There is just no way they aren't some combination of trashy, unstable, nuts, baby-crazy, or just trying to have someone bear the burden, either through taking the kid off her hands or financially.

Through a string of bat-shit crazy moms over the winter, I've crossed them off the list. Not worth it to find the 1% that are normal.

 

[anon_q409idbs5m40a]

LineSki, you could not be more right about women with kids. Steer clear of single Moms at all costs. Not only will the kid probably end up hating you but sooner or later her child will come between you. Lots of single Moms out there looking for the next Daddy. I've seen multiple cases where a guy got stuck paying child support for a kid that's not even his.

 

[KingOfBBN]

Originally posted by LineSkiCat:
Girls with kids.. It just isn't worth it. You'd like to think that you're a grown, responsible man who can potentially father a kid that isn't yours.. but you soon learn the kid isn't the problem, the mom is. There is just no way they aren't some combination of trashy, unstable, nuts, baby-crazy, or just trying to have someone bear the burden, either through taking the kid off her hands or financially.

Through a string of bat-shit crazy moms over the winter, I've crossed them off the list. Not worth it to find the 1% that are normal.

Just in case this person reads this forum, I'm going to not mention exactly who I am talking about but I have a sibling who took in a trashy person with a kid and raised the kid as their own despite the fact that it was obvious that this person just wanted someone to take care of this kid. So our family paid for everything for this person and the kid and they got married and as soon as this trash achieved a certain occupation and got some financial independence, they cheated on my sibling and is now with someone more successful. I tried to tell them but they wouldn't listen.

No one's kids is worth it. No chance in hell I'd ever do that and luckily, I don't have to.


Anyways here are some huge flags..

- If this person gets pissed off that you work with a female at any time
- If this person has daddy issues which will result in crazy fights, insecurity, and total trust issues
- Was at any point, whorish because that doesn't change that often
- Any girl that freaks out when you want to hang out with your friend despite it only occurring once every few months
- Any woman that tries to dominate you or not treat you like a man early on. I'm a traditionalist in terms of a man acting like a man and a woman acting like a woman (not being a neanderthal who doesn't respect his woman or listens to her input on decisions but a man who acts like a freaking man and not some b....h where a woman walks all over him)

I'm a pretty good judge of the typical needy basket case that came from a broken home. Those were my specialty in my early 20s.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Originally posted by Mossip:
Inspired by the Bonnie Rotten thread. Let's list some traits that place women in the danger zone:

smokersoutspoken feministmulitiple tattoosa colored streak in their hair

This post was edited on 4/18 12:05 PM by Mossip

This post was edited on 4/18 12:06 PM by Mossip

Your list is not only correct, but in the right order. One exception: the colored streak. I know it's trashy but it fires me up unless she is a megaskank.

 

[KingOfBBN]

Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:

Originally posted by Mossip:
Inspired by the Bonnie Rotten thread. Let's list some traits that place women in the danger zone:

smokersoutspoken feministmulitiple tattoosa colored streak in their hair

This post was edited on 4/18 12:05 PM by Mossip

This post was edited on 4/18 12:06 PM by Mossip

Your list is not only correct, but in the right order. One exception: the colored streak. I know it's trashy but it fires me up unless she is a megaskank.

The colored streak in the hair is a lot like tattoos. On the right person, they are awesome. On that chubby skank with her bleach blonde hair and dark roots showing down at the BP, not so much.

Good tats in good places are great. Girls with tats get too much hate.

 

[thabigbluenation]

Originally posted by WayneDougan:
Her mom is fat.

should be number 1 on any list.

unless you like fat chicks.

 

[Mossip]

Originally posted by LineSkiCat:
Girls with kids..

Holy shit! How did I leave this off the starter list? Dead on. I was one and done with the single mom crowd. Girl was a certifiable wacko.

 

[UKStoops81]

If she has a penis

 

[P19978]

Income < $100/yr

 

[BlueWorldOrder]

Originally posted by Mossip:

Originally posted by LineSkiCat:
Girls with kids..

Holy shit! How did I leave this off the starter list? Dead on. I was one and done with the single mom crowd. Girl was a certifiable wacko.

I have been there as well, never again.... mine was a psycho/stage 5 clinger.

 

[MegaBlue05]

+1 on single moms and girls from broken homes with daddy issues.

Also:

1. Girls who are so religious they don't party or have sex
2. Non meat-eaters who bitch at me for dining on animal flesh
3. Uppity princess types
4. Clingers who borderline stalk someone they've only known a matter of weeks

 

[crazyqx83]

y'all Cased the blue moon saloon in your younger days too, huh?

 

[Tebow81]

Girls that can't have a phone conversation less than 5 minutes.

 

[Willy4UK]

Originally posted by BlueWorldOrder:

I have been there as well, never again.... mine was a psycho/stage 5 clinger.

Damn, we got BWO over here in the Paddock.

Ok, so she was a psycho clinger. Did you use reverse psychology and suffocate her with a pillow instead or did you use a plastic bag? Only to use a pillow because you didn't want the awkwardness of her looking at you while you were doing it.


I bet that threw her off, huh?

 

[bluelifer]

-She was ever on a debate team
-Her mother treats her dad like a dumbass
-She's ever been to a poetry slam

 

[Desperado_1955]

Originally posted by WayneDougan:
Her mom is fat.

/Thread

 

[Get Bucket$]

Unsecured debt.
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[ukbrian]

Ugly feet...eff that. I'm not looking at nasty hooves all summer.

 

[3 fan]

She cheats on her husband with you. She cheated once she will do it again

Single mom with lots of party pics on FB and bashes ex on FB

Female lawyer. You will never win a fight. Ever

Tattoos. Especially where they can be seen while wearing normal day to day clothing. Screams whore

The ultra blonde frizzled hair that looks like it will break off if you touch it

Believes sex once a month is average

 

[Lord_Crow]

Chews gum with her mouth open and blows bubbles.Says "baby daddy" in any context.Asks you for cab fare after the first time you bang her.Makes a pass at your mom/dad.Steps into an alley, lifts her skirt/dress up, hunkers down and pisses.Sticks her finger in your arse,Gets into a shouting match with some big giant dude for absolutely no reason.

 

[WayneDougan]

Originally posted by Lord_Crow:Sticks her finger in your arse,

Buddy of mine in college said that this happened to him once on a first-time hookup. He went out and bought her flowers the next day. I didn't know what to think about him after that.

 

[TankedCat]

I'm fine with multiple tats - just don't expect her to ever be a senior V.P. at a fortune 500.

I like my women a little on the trashy side

some guys want to come home to a woman that's made dinner for them, I want to come home to a woman that picks out porn for us.

some guys want a woman that shows pictures of her pets, I want a woman that shows her tits at Mardi Gras

some red flags for me.....

1. women that constantly talk in absolutes "I'll never do this, I have to have this"
2. no confidence in herself - you'll never be able to trust her judgement
3. won't watch sports

 

[weused2luvhim2]

Originally posted by WayneDougan:

Originally posted by Lord_Crow:Sticks her finger in your arse,

Buddy of mine in college said that this happened to him once on a first-time hookup. He went out and bought her flowers the next day. I didn't know what to think about him after that.

 

[Tskware]

Originally posted by Catscratch81:
LineSki, you could not be more right about women with kids. Steer clear of single Moms at all costs. Not only will the kid probably end up hating you but sooner or later her child will come between you. Lots of single Moms out there looking for the next Daddy. I've seen multiple cases where a guy got stuck paying child support for a kid that's not even his.

Glad my dad didn't listen to you two when he and mom got married in 1959 when she was a single mother with two kids. They celebrate their 56th anniversary in August. And I am going over to have lunch with my older (half) sister today, whom I am close to.

 

[Mossip]

Originally posted by Tskware:

Originally posted by Catscratch81:
LineSki, you could not be more right about women with kids. Steer clear of single Moms at all costs. Not only will the kid probably end up hating you but sooner or later her child will come between you. Lots of single Moms out there looking for the next Daddy. I've seen multiple cases where a guy got stuck paying child support for a kid that's not even his.

1959

Cause women in 1959 were exactly the same.

 

[Mashburned]

If she has parties for her kids but doesn't even bother to supply the booze, lube, crack, board games, air dusters, donkey, meth, morning after pills, and Oreos.

 

[Beavis606]

 

[BlueWorldOrder]

Originally posted by Willy4UK:

Originally posted by BlueWorldOrder:

I have been there as well, never again.... mine was a psycho/stage 5 clinger.

Damn, we got BWO over here in the Paddock.

Ok, so she was a psycho clinger. Did you use reverse psychology and suffocate her with a pillow instead or did you use a plastic bag? Only to use a pillow because you didn't want the awkwardness of her looking at you while you were doing it.


I bet that threw her off, huh?

lol I didnt go that far I just got the hell out of the relationship


First after only a couple of days of knowing her. She invited me to go on this trip to Florida with her and her daughter...got the maybe you can help pay for the trip for us.... I was like I barely know you and you're inviting me to goto Florida and help pay for it? I'm not going to be able to do that, you're moving way too fast...So she apologized and told me you're right I shouldn't of put you on the spot like that, I just like you. She was fine for about a couple of weeks then all hell broke loose.

She started getting completely clingy started getting obessed with where I was and what I was doing questioning everything.. Showed up at work and sat in the parking lot. I couldn't even go out with my aunt and uncle without her being there. Finally I broke it off and we went our seperate ways. Came to find out that she was the type who jumped into relationship after relationship..

 

[BlueWorldOrder]

She's F'N crazy

RED FLAG

 

[Willy4UK]

Originally posted by BlueWorldOrder:



She started getting completely clingy started getting obessed with where I was and what I was doing questioning everything.. Showed up at work and sat in the parking lot. I couldn't even go out with my aunt and uncle without her being there. Finally I broke it off and we went our seperate ways. Came to find out that she was the type who jumped into relationship after relationship..

Damn man, yeah, maybe you should have suffocated her.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

an adam's apple