Man’s Pet Alligator Seized by State of New York

[The-Hack]

He says his 750 pound, 11 foot long Gator is tame, and loves people, especially children.

If we outlaw the possession of gators, only outlaws will have gators!!

Alligator Albert: 11-foot domestic gator seized from home in Hamburg, NY | 6abc.com

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[TexKat]

Poor gator. Damned if I'd want to be taken care of by a New York caretaker. Hope he goes crazy and eats them

 

[J_Dee]

The movie adaptation's cooler.

 

[The-Hack]

The movie adaptation's cooler.

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Damn.

New York’s going to need a bigger sewer!

 

[The-Hack]

If I were the owner, I’d let the state keep the old guy, in exchange for three belts, 7 pair of shoes and a piece of luggage to be named later.

Seriously, when the owner said the Gator loved children, that gave me a chill.

Even if calm 100 percent of the time, that is not a breed of animal living in close proximity to humans for thousands of years. Dogs and cats are known to turn/lose their minds, and/or accidentally cause injury.

Beef farmers know to be very wary of pet bulls, especially. They are cute and fun to
play with and pet at 120 pounds. The same pet at 2,000 pounds can playfully kill not realizing their own increased strength from their rapid growth in 30 months elapsed time.

 

[funKYcat75]

11 foot long Gator .... loves people, especially children

Well, sure. They're easier to swallow.

 

[Bill - Shy Cat]

Dogs and cats are known to turn/lose their minds, and/or accidentally cause injury.

Can say the same thing about humans. 😀

 

[chroix]

Poor gator. Damned if I'd want to be taken care of by a New York caretaker. Hope he goes crazy and eats them

This is so dumb it’s hilarious. Amazing work.

 

[roguemocha]

Poor gator. Damned if I'd want to be taken care of by a New York caretaker. Hope he goes crazy and eats them

You realize this would just also kill the gator, right?

 

[funKYcat75]

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

 

[Deeeefense]

He says his 750 pound, 11 foot long Gator is tame, and loves people, especially children.

yea he loves children, like I love prime rib.

 

[The-Hack]

Movement building to free Albert the Alligator!

NY man claims he was treated like ‘some kind of drug kingpin’ after 750-pound pet alligator seized: ‘Never endangered nobody’

An upstate New York man said he’s fighting to get his beloved 750-pound pet alligator back from state agents who seized it from his house in a raid where they treated him like “some kind of drug ki…

nypost.com

 

[J_Dee]

^ Mr. Cavallaro should have a chat with Charla Nass or Cynthia Lee Gamble's relatives.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

 

[KyCatFan]

I'd love to see the look on the face of the pet walker that shows up to take this person's pet for a walk. Heeeeeeeeere Albert.