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Man, isn't that what's great about humans. Some people see nasty, some of us see gold mines. If she were to clean up her credit (because you know it's bad), she'd be marriable.Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:
Good googly what a jacked up mess.
Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Man, isn't that what's great about humans. Some people see nasty, some of us see gold mines. If she were to clean up her credit (because you know it's bad), she'd be marriable.Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:
Good googly what a jacked up mess.
You scare me.Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Man, isn't that what's great about humans. Some people see nasty, some of us see gold mines. If she were to clean up her credit (because you know it's bad), she'd be marriable.Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:
Good googly what a jacked up mess.
Originally posted by Lord_Crow:
Tape a hotdog to the hood of your car then drive through the Lincoln Tunnel and it'd be the same sensation as hitting that.
Just to clarify, is the hot dog or the car the penis in that analogy?Originally posted by Lord_Crow:
Tape a hotdog to the hood of your car then drive through the Lincoln Tunnel and it'd be the same sensation as hitting that.
I think the car is the balls. Or is the car a body and the tires are balls? But then you'd have four balls? Do you back the car in and out of the tunnel? Would a covered bridge be similar to her anus? I really wanna give this a go, but I've got so many questions.Originally posted by maverick1:
Just to clarify, is the hot dog or the car the penis in that analogy?Originally posted by Lord_Crow:
Tape a hotdog to the hood of your car then drive through the Lincoln Tunnel and it'd be the same sensation as hitting that.
That was kind of my response. If a chick wants fairies and smurfs on her lower back, or a dead second cousin's name across a boob (because it's close to her heart) that's understandable. That much ink means bad, bad, attention issues.Originally posted by Kooky Kats:
Seeing all that ink is like seeing some other dude's jizz all over that whore.
Pass.
Hotter than a blowtorch!!!! I wouldn't marry her, but I'd knock the bottom out of it a few times.Originally posted by LineSkiCat:
Easy, man. Nobody said they wouldn't (haven't) jerked off to her, but OP was calling her "the Queen". Let's not get carried away; everybody knows August Ames is the new queen.Originally posted by PTI (pti):
She's awesome. I love her. You people are losers.
Easy, man. Nobody said they wouldn't (haven't) jerked off to her, but OP was calling her "the Queen". Let's not get carried away; everybody knows August Ames is the new queen.